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Ok, lets get the HPC revenues up. Last time we did this it the hits came in at a high rate then went mental at the weekend with tens of thoudands of hits on a thread with just a page or two. So lets bump this for the next week and see if we can do it again.

Keywords might be useful, but lets be subtle. Under HPC rules, this thread may be barely-legal, teens though might enjoy it.

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Guest anorthosite
He he, I bet you're just waiting to see who would look in?

And congratulations on beating Scunnered and the poster previously known as Jimothy!

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Ok, lets get the HPC revenues up. Last time we did this it the hits came in at a high rate then went mental at the weekend with tens of thoudands of hits on a thread with just a page or two. So lets bump this for the next week and see if we can do it again.

Keywords might be useful, but lets be subtle. Under HPC rules, this thread may be barely-legal, teens though might enjoy it.

How does what you are proposing work?

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Ok, lets get the HPC revenues up. Last time we did this it the hits came in at a high rate then went mental at the weekend with tens of thoudands of hits on a thread with just a page or two. So lets bump this for the next week and see if we can do it again.

Keywords might be useful, but lets be subtle. Under HPC rules, this thread may be barely-legal, teens though might enjoy it.

Good idea. I'm watching a program at the moment about the building of an oil rig. What a massive big protruding erection it is.

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Virgin Cocks is on tonight at 9:00.

How dare you write such filth in the hopes of seeing something rude. Let us talk about bird watching and red breasts, boobies great tits and other things.

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How does what you are proposing work?

No idea, but it does. I posted a thread once with the title "Hard core porn for survivalists" or something similar with a trailer for a disaster film and the hit rate was astounding. I repeated it again a few days later and the same thing happened at the weekend.

I can only assume there's a lot of people out there searching for porn :o

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No idea, but it does. I posted a thread once with the title "Hard core porn for survivalists" or something similar with a trailer for a disaster film and the hit rate was astounding. I repeated it again a few days later and the same thing happened at the weekend.

I can only assume there's a lot of people out there searching for porn :o

Filthy basterds.

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Guest anorthosite
I'm not sure what the purpose of this thread is, but knickers, knackers, knockers.

That's the spirit!

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Guest DisposableHeroes
How dare you write such filth in the hopes of seeing something rude. Let us talk about bird watching and red breasts, boobies great tits and other things.

Woops, sorry, I meant to say cooks. I've edited the obscene dirty word now.

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Guest anorthosite
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We saw you.

And did watching them turn you on?

You like to watch, don't you?

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Guest KingCharles1st

"Seductive Barry" by Pulp would get everyone in the mood- but there is just NO finding a video ANYWHERE :(

not even a click to play- :angry:

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And congratulations on beating Scunnered and the poster previously known as Jimothy!

I'll have you know I've been busy edifying myself by looking at the Language Log, a blog operated by academic experts on linguistics. The subject of my research this evening has been the Moist Panties Phenomenon. It seems that a lot of people (especially women) have a strong aversion to the word moist:

I'm writing to ask you about a certain word association quirk that seems to affect my wife and a few other women that I know. The issue centers around the word "moist." Both my wife and a close friend (also female) cannot stand the word, either written or spoken. (As you can imagine, this makes watching cooking shows rather difficult.) They are totally fine with "moisturizer," but cringe and shudder at "moist," or even "moisten." Another female friend has a similar aversion to "suckle."

I've wasted enough time here now: I'll return to a serious study of moist panties and leave you to play with your hard core porn.

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Guest KingCharles1st
I'll have you know I've been busy edifying myself by looking at the Language Log, a blog operated by academic experts on linguistics. The subject of my research this evening has been the Moist Panties Phenomenon. It seems that a lot of people (especially women) have a strong aversion to the word moist:

I've wasted enough time here now: I'll return to a serious study of moist panties and leave you to play with your hard core porn.

You people still wear panties :unsure: - so last decade... :rolleyes:

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I'll have you know I've been busy edifying myself by looking at the Language Log, a blog operated by academic experts on linguistics. The subject of my research this evening has been the Moist Panties Phenomenon. It seems that a lot of people (especially women) have a strong aversion to the word moist:

I've wasted enough time here now: I'll return to a serious study of moist panties and leave you to play with your hard core porn.

I can't top this post. Genius. Sheer genius.

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You people still wear panties :unsure: - so last decade... :rolleyes:

Both Scunnered and I are Scottish, so no panties for us, other than on our heads.

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Well I opened this thread with my boxers round my ankles, john thomas out hoping to spank one out looking at pictures of tired looking starlets with too much makeup and fake breasts getting done by middle aged physically enhanced male actors with dodgy haircuts.

I'm so disappointed. I really am. Really. Disappointed.

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Well I opened this thread with my boxers round my ankles, john thomas out hoping to spank one out looking at pictures of tired looking starlets with too much makeup and fake breasts getting done by middle aged physically enhanced male actors with dodgy haircuts.

I'm so disappointed. I really am. Really. Disappointed.

And no doubt by the end of the weekend 100,000 others will have done the same! See you next Tuesday back here to check the numbers ;)

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I can't top this post. Genius. Sheer genius.

Why thank you. I'll pop a special present in the post tomorrow, just for you. You'll never guess what it is (or should I say "you'll never guess what they are"?).

There's a lot more moist stuff out there. The Language Log has a whole series of posts on the subject, for instance Moist aversion: the cartoon version and The "moist" chronicles, continued. Fascinating stuff. There's even a Facebook group called I HATE the word MOIST! which currently has over 300 members.

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Guest KingCharles1st
Both Scunnered and I are Scottish, so no panties for us, other than on our heads.

Is that why they are wet- you dribble lots?

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