Si1 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 If I called it a pre-gizz trail, would that make more sense? You know, when you getting a tad aroused and start self lubricating.Have a look in your y-fronts sometime. oh you unclean person. uuurgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 So, do you like snails AND oysters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 oh you unclean person. uuurgh Get out of your shell from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartimandua51 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 http://rickshawunschooling.blogspot.com/20...r-own-meat.html for a tasty recipe for deep-fried slugs with green tomatoes! Edit - complete with pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I had a nice ripe tomato ready for picking. Buggers had taken a chunk out of it :angry: Also trails of jizz all over my chives :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Also trails of jizz all over my chives :angry: Jizz my chives, big boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Jizz my chives, big boy! So the general consensus is that Gizz is actually spelt Jizz then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 So the general consensus is that Gizz is actually spelt Jizz then? This support the Jizz spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This support the Jizz spelling. That's conclusive proof mate. I stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tin Foil Hat Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 And I believe it's not a common, not proper noun and therefore shouldn't be capitalised. When used as a verb in the present tense: I jizz You jizz He jizzes She jizzes (?) We jizz You jizz They jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I've learnt so much today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 So the general consensus is that Gizz is actually spelt Jizz then? I believe it's actually an abbreviated (although not very abbreviated) form of the word jism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I believe it's actually an abbreviated (although not very abbreviated) form of the word jism. Aha, from the West African species of Jism Monkey. It all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I believe it's actually an abbreviated (although not very abbreviated) form of the word jism. Much like the poster previously known as Jimothy, I've always valued the educational aspects of this site. You can never have too much 'learning.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Get out of your shell from time to time. no the world's full of jism-panted pervs *****ing off in their pants. I'm scared now. What's wrong with an honest w*nk, c*ck-free, so to speak? dirty b*stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 no the world's full of jism-panted pervs *****ing off in their pants. I'm scared now. What's wrong with an honest w*nk, c*ck-free, so to speak? dirty b*stard. No no no, You're mistaken. It's not a result of jerking off. It's a result of being aroused and ready for jerking off. Please tell me you know what I'm on about? What the hell is ab honest w@nk that is c*ck free? Are you a no tail? I know you're from leeds, but c'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 No no no, You're mistaken.It's not a result of jerking off. It's a result of being aroused and ready for jerking off. Please tell me you know what I'm on about? What the hell is ab honest w@nk that is c*ck free? Are you a no tail? I know you're from leeds, but c'mon! I suspect I have a less juicy sex drive, so to speak. I had an inkling, but thought, no, you wouldn't make a metaphor like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erranta Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 A sprinkling of table salt should work wonders....they will of disappeared by morning, the birds would have enjoyed them. Vicious Winkie! But I agree - a line of cheapo salt will do the trick (if balcony isn't too windy) Keeps the 'devils' off yer back too! They explode shortly after contact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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