hedgefunded Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 http://clientsfromhell.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 September 11, 2011 Permalink Client: “My friend says that he has a website that runs regardless of whether or not the internet is working.” Me: “No he doesn’t.” Client: “Are you calling my friend Kenneth a liar?” Me: “No, just that maybe Kenneth has been… misguided.” Client: “Maybe. He DID send a lot of money to that Nigerian prince a while ago.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntb Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 September 11, 2011 Permalink Client: “My friend says that he has a website that runs regardless of whether or not the internet is working.” Me: “No he doesn’t.” Client: “Are you calling my friend Kenneth a liar?” Me: “No, just that maybe Kenneth has been… misguided.” Client: “Maybe. He DID send a lot of money to that Nigerian prince a while ago.” Kenneth is correct. All websites will run quite happily without the Internet. They won't get any traffic but they will still be there ready and waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 For my sanity I have to believe some of these are fiction in the BOFH stupid boss/beanounter/HR droid style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeholder Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 For my sanity I have to believe some of these are fiction in the BOFH stupid boss/beanounter/HR droid style. Never underestimate peoples capacity for ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dervis Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 CLIENT: “… Also, on this page when you click on a link, it breaks the web” ME: “Sorry, which part does it break?” CLIENT: “It breaks the WHOLE WEB!” ME: “Do you mean it breaks that page, or the whole website shows an error page?” CLIENT: “No, I click on the link and now the Internet is not working” ME: “What, all of the Internet?” CLIENT: “Yes.” Please note, this entire conversation took place over the internet Do you know how much time I've wasted on this site? I'm convinced some of this must be made up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronyx Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Never underestimate peoples capacity for ignorance. La la la la la la la not listening In this case ignorance is bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riedquat Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Do you know how much time I've wasted on this site? I'm convinced some of this must be made up! Ditto, but the worrying part is that I've no idea which parts are made up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyMe Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Checking the Traffic Me: (over the phone) “Are you busy right now?” Client: “Sort of. I’m just checking the traffic in and out of our business.” Me: “Oh good. We’ve been having a good couple of weeks, haven’t we? What kind of figures are you seeing?” Client: “No one so far.” Me: “That’s impossible, I checked Google analytics the other day.” Client: “Ya, I’m just using street view” Me: “Street view?” Client: “On Google Maps. Just checking to see who’s coming and going.” Me: “That’s an image, not a live video.” Client: “Phew!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ayatollah Buggeri Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Entry of September 18, owner of the video production company: 'We had to n!gger rig a lot of things'. I take it he won't be making many promotional videos for Haringey Council, then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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