PropertyGuru

gosh how I've missed you. did that ointment work?

This thread needs to be preserved.. for at least... 4000 years? It's a valuable demonstration of what happens when you give some fundamentalist alien lizard botherer access to the internet, and allow him to choose a username that includes the word 'realist' MENTALISTBear might have been a better choice, with hindsight.

Jesus just told me that the space lizards are coming. Probably before Xmas. They're pissed off with Icke, apparently. But his sidekick RB will be up against the 4000 year old wall as well.

If Jesus was alive today, he'd be EMBARRASSED that someone of RB's hamstrung mental abilities was using him to try and bolster his crazy lizard theories. RB = Nutjob. 100% guaranteed.

is there anyone left who STILL thinks good ole Tony B Liar stood down for any reason but to drop Bottler Brown in the doodoo? Bet the squinting Jock wished he'd called that early election now. As it stands, he's done. Bye Bye fat Controller.

so what is it them? Time for a bottler? Time for a bullshitter? Time for a mentally unbalanced sociopathic control freak? Time for a lizard in a human mask??? the public need to know.

your post is too long and dull. just summarize what you plan to do, and you might get some answer. I can't be arsed to read it.

This is why no one takes you seriously, moron. I suppose you'll want to tell us now that all my craps are the same age. Even the ones I haven't done yet. After all, they're all made out of the same stuff, created in the big bang. And no doubt you'll be happy to pay the same for your 6 year old Ford 'ka' as you would for a new one because.. according to your stupid wooly headed 'reasoning' - they are the same age. Gosh, shitforbrains, thanks SO much for helping us understand that all the scientists are wrong, and that you, and your lizard headed chums have the real knowledge.

you really are a 100% gold plated nutjob, aren't you? And anyway, 2 days before your 'nu world order', is revealed, don't you remember that you predicted David Icke's alien lizards would descend to earth from their orbitting invisible death star and assume control of everything except McDonalds???? ******ing nutter. They only let you stay on here because you're a one man cut and paste engine that brings them traffic. Your mental processes are the equivalent of a small kitten that's just been stomped on.

Are you serious? So that means there is no futures or options industry today???? After all, to open a LONG position, you need someone to take the other side, a short position.

if you want to short, can you not use options or futures, or some such? Or 'spread bet'???

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You're absolutely write.

that's a £60,000 house.

anyone know what the typical running costs of a parasite er... estate agent are? that will give some idea how soon these plonkers are going to implode. 3 months at £1500 a week income, and £4500 outgoings = 'kaboom'. it's such a shame...

Apparently, over the last 3 months, the typical UK estate agent has only sold ... ONE PROPERTY PER WEEK all together now - DIDDUMS!!!!!

the point you've all missed, of course, is that for their £640 mill, the chinese got the world's highest skyscraper, complete with a transparent glass floor, the world's loftiest hotel, and some of Shanghai's priciest office space. For about the same money, we got a big tent in docklands.

he's just bored with you because you are obviously an estate agent. After all, if you'd ever actually rented out a property, you'd know that 'compound interest' (gosh, how educated you are) would pay your service charges etc IF you took a 2000% deposit. Thick *******. You're gonna have to raise your game - they're all getting bored with you. Perhaps you could re-interest people if you were honest for a change (I know, estate agent, honesty, non-sequitur) and told people what your plans were for when Bairstow Eves 'let you go' next month.

surely if the yanks hyper-inflate the totally screw over the chinks? The chinks hold tons of yank paper, if the yanks print more, they effectively steal money back from the chinks.

because he's a bullshitting estate agent, with nothing better to do with his time than wind up a bunch of people who, despite now being proven correct 'beyond reasonable doubt', still have teensy tiny nagging fears that this is all a 'quick blip', and for reasons that would confound the gods themselves, the housing market might turn around again, after only a year's collapse, unlike every other time in history. The supertanker wont turn again till 2012. It won't be back up this neck of the woods till 2017. So stop replying to this 'tard and get on with the serious business of enjoying the 50% plus falls that we will witness over the next 3 or 4 years. Earliest.

yawn. and 6 months ago trolls like this were saying '10% falls will never happen'... 3 months ago it was '20% falls will never happen...' now its '65% falls will never happen...' I think that just about sums it up. Much like the halifraud are now saying 'but dont worry, house prices are STILL 20% higher than in 1953', silly twats like that will keep coming on here trying to be 'clever' and ending up looking like 'tards.

1/10 2nd worst troll this month.

hello troll. MY place in Ibiza has TEN bedrooms, TWO pools, walls made of platinum, and rents out ok all year round. And hey, if things get too bad in the UK, I can always go live in my tiny little imagination. Seriously, you're going to have to try a bit harder. As a troll, you're not really pulling people in. You just sound like a knob.

with effective 15% house price falls, and the £ collapsing, if you hold your wealth in th eform of English property, then this year, in Euros, you've lost 40% no wonder the european markets are collapsing too. The brits have vanished, with their easy money, disappearing up the same drain pipe the oirish went up last year.

no it doesn't. it didn't appear to be that difficult before 1914....