Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!). And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode). So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people. Cheerie bye, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Converted Lurker Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!). And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode). So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people. Cheerie bye, What`s a dander? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 In that case, I'll take two. BTW, a dander is rather like a saunter or a stroll, but more dandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithclone7 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 (edited) Buy, Buy, Buy all you greedy folk Buy. Do not listen to lies that they bearishly cry. Interest rates, Debt and payments, Do not worry have fun. GB for PM and the good times will run. So if your not worried about taking the cash. You'll find yourself victim of the Housing Price Crash Have a Nice Easter Sithy. Edited April 14, 2006 by SithClone7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
right_freds_dead Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 What`s a dander? i think its like frotting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithclone7 Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 i think its like frotting. God that's disgusting. I must remember to kick my cat in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once in a lifetime Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Will I regret asking what frotting is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
right_freds_dead Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Will I regret asking what frotting is? SithClone7 its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching. like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing. to frot. frottage. frotting. though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum. i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers. ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 (edited) to frot. frottage. frotting. Accidental? Flip me, but that's not quite what wikipedia said frot was about... Edited April 14, 2006 by megaflop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithclone7 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching. like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing. to frot. frottage. frotting. though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum. i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers. ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate.... And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well. Well, Your back on. You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well. Well, Your back on. You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse. That's a bit nasty. Fred is the best poster we have. As well as the other best posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sithclone7 Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Well, If he's one of the best posters, then it say a lot for the site of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
music man Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Buy Buy Buy - and go bankrupt. Oh I see, then resume a year later with bugger all. You will even have the pleasure of losing that well earned deposit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gus Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching. like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing. to frot. frottage. frotting. though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum. i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers. ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate.... With your predilections you should seriously consider a move to Jakarta. Oh, plenty of available 2 bedroom apartments and all dropping in price BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 (edited) its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching. like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing. to frot. frottage. frotting. though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum. i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers. ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate.... Not quite. I believe that the definition of frottage does not require the touching to be "accidental" or clandestine. The definition in Chambers online dictionary states: frottage noun 1 art a technique, analogous to brass-rubbing, in which paper is placed over a textured surface such as wood or fabric and rubbed with a soft pencil or crayon to produce an impression. 2 a type of sexual activity in which sexual pleasure and often orgasm is obtained by rubbing one's clothed body against someone or something. ETYMOLOGY: 1930s in both senses: French, meaning 'rubbing' or 'friction'. I believe that frottage was used as a substitute for sex in societies that either prized or insisted on virginity. I believe it has also been used as a substitute for sex as a form of contraception. Billy Shears Edited April 15, 2006 by BillyShears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Winners and Losers Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 ill take my colostomy bag in case i .... Dirty old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
right_freds_dead Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well.Well, Your back on. You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse. oh-no. not sithclone7s ignore list. please put me back on viewing...please.......!! tosser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North London Rent Girl Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!). And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode). So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people. Cheerie bye, Yeah, what the hey, I'm going to nip out today and bag me two!! Rent out one for killer profits, live in t'other, this time next year we'll be miwyonaires!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once in a lifetime Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Not quite. I believe that the definition of frottage does not require the touching to be "accidental" or clandestine. The definition in Chambers online dictionary states: frottage noun 1 art a technique, analogous to brass-rubbing, in which paper is placed over a textured surface such as wood or fabric and rubbed with a soft pencil or crayon to produce an impression. 2 a type of sexual activity in which sexual pleasure and often orgasm is obtained by rubbing one's clothed body against someone or something. ETYMOLOGY: 1930s in both senses: French, meaning 'rubbing' or 'friction'. I believe that frottage was used as a substitute for sex in societies that either prized or insisted on virginity. I believe it has also been used as a substitute for sex as a form of contraception. Billy Shears So translates to modern 'ar5e rubbings'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhombus Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 What`s a dander? I believe thats a flock of "deese". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Once in a lifetime Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people. Cheerie bye, Yeah... buyee...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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