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I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!).

And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode).

So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people.

Cheerie bye,

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I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!).

And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode).

So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people.

Cheerie bye,

What`s a dander? :blink:

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Buy, Buy, Buy all you greedy folk Buy.

Do not listen to lies that they bearishly cry.

Interest rates, Debt and payments, Do not worry have fun.

GB for PM and the good times will run.

So if your not worried about taking the cash.

You'll find yourself victim of the Housing Price Crash

Have a Nice Easter

Sithy.

Edited by SithClone7

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Will I regret asking what frotting is?

SithClone7

its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching.

like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing.

to frot. frottage. frotting.

though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum.

i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers.

ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate....

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to frot. frottage. frotting.

Accidental? Flip me, but that's not quite what wikipedia said frot was about...

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its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching.

like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing.

to frot. frottage. frotting.

though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum.

i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers.

ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate....

And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well.

Well, Your back on.

You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse.

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And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well.

Well, Your back on.

You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse.

That's a bit nasty. Fred is the best poster we have. As well as the other best posters.

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its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching.

like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing.

to frot. frottage. frotting.

though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum.

i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers.

ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate....

With your predilections you should seriously consider a move to Jakarta. Oh, plenty of available 2 bedroom apartments and all dropping in price BTW.

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its the proccurement of sexual gratification by accidental touching.

like to brush 'accidentally' against a pert tube passengers breasts, or to press ones jock mumps against the gusset line of a fellow bus passengers mini skirt. pref without them knowing.

to frot. frottage. frotting.

though its impossible to accomplish such reward here on this forum.

i think ill join the rush hour tomorrow and catch those pie gussetted hot poppy shoppers.

ill take my bag in case i hyperventilate....

Not quite. I believe that the definition of frottage does not require the touching to be "accidental" or clandestine. The definition in Chambers online dictionary states:

frottage noun 1 art a technique, analogous to brass-rubbing, in which paper is placed over a textured surface such as wood or fabric and rubbed with a soft pencil or crayon to produce an impression. 2 a type of sexual activity in which sexual pleasure and often orgasm is obtained by rubbing one's clothed body against someone or something.

ETYMOLOGY: 1930s in both senses: French, meaning 'rubbing' or 'friction'.

I believe that frottage was used as a substitute for sex in societies that either prized or insisted on virginity. I believe it has also been used as a substitute for sex as a form of contraception.

Billy Shears

Edited by BillyShears

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And to think I took you off my Ignore list, The only one as well.

Well, Your back on.

You do add some personality to the site, however it rather like that of snail's having intercourse.

oh-no. not sithclone7s ignore list. please put me back on viewing...please.......!!

tosser...

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I went for a dander this morning and suddenly realised what I hadn't realised before - it's Easter and there's been no crash. WAKE UP EVERYONE. If a crash hasn't happened by EASTER, then it just won't happen - so get on the housing ladder whilst you still can (and why not go for a self cert - or a massive multiple - even at 10 times income, mortgage repayments are still remarkably affordable don't you know!).

And DON'T FORGET - before long everyone will be earning so much (have you noticed how much spare cash everyone seems to have these days - someone recently pointed out that incomes are, in real terms, falling, but hey, that's just nonsense - incomes are powering ahead, so house prices will just explode).

So I'm off to buy me a house. It's been nice spending time with all yous people.

Cheerie bye,

:lol::lol::lol: Yeah, what the hey, I'm going to nip out today and bag me two!! Rent out one for killer profits, live in t'other, this time next year we'll be miwyonaires!!

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Not quite. I believe that the definition of frottage does not require the touching to be "accidental" or clandestine. The definition in Chambers online dictionary states:

frottage noun 1 art a technique, analogous to brass-rubbing, in which paper is placed over a textured surface such as wood or fabric and rubbed with a soft pencil or crayon to produce an impression. 2 a type of sexual activity in which sexual pleasure and often orgasm is obtained by rubbing one's clothed body against someone or something.

ETYMOLOGY: 1930s in both senses: French, meaning 'rubbing' or 'friction'.

I believe that frottage was used as a substitute for sex in societies that either prized or insisted on virginity. I believe it has also been used as a substitute for sex as a form of contraception.

Billy Shears

So translates to modern 'ar5e rubbings'?

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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