rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) "You can only do this with new builds." Edited July 21, 2011 by rantnrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) "Well at least our house isn't going down" Edited July 21, 2011 by rantnrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) "The waiting list to get it removed is eight months" Edited July 21, 2011 by rantnrave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 ''he won't leave the house because his face looks like a Pnis'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "You'd be surprised. It's deceptively spacious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Necessities Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 (edited) "He's carrying the shed around to draw attention away from the fact he has a **** and balls where his eyes and nose should be" (seriously, wtf!) Chunk - you beat me to it by 2 minutes! Edited July 21, 2011 by Bear Necessities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "Don't worry, we've already taken out the twigs in vases." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "If we can get it down to London, we'll get twice the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "Our son Sibley wants it sent to Thailand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "We're loaning it to someone, it's one of those innovative lending solutions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecrashingisles Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 He got the house. She got the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "Detached? No, he's very attached to it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "We can't afford the fuel for the removal van." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lepista Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Martin liked to parade around town displaying his huge erection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 KB, I think they make more sense when you see the words and picture together. Scrolling is a small price to pay for this: But the best caption of all was without the picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 we've tried the reverse cowboy, now we are going to try the reverse snail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Which one did you think was best porca? juvenal (#6) was the first to amuse me. Though we've seen some worthy competition since then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "His allotment has just been repossessed..." Winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantnrave Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 "We're still trying to get the hang of this spring bounce thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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