profitofdoom Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 So she looks like an ugly,obese,drink-sodden piece of knocking copy for the human race.Well how nice to find that looks are not always deceptive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer! Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 picture dood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 picture dood? She's the one on the right: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 She's the one on the right: If she entered the 800meters there would be controversy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 If she entered the 800meters there would be controversy. Not to mention a long wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 Not to mention a long wait. She certainly wouldn't be challenging for a medal. Her TV show was appalling. It's no wonder that the other one croaked it. They used to drink oil in between takes and fry everything in lard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patfig Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 If she entered the 800meters there would be controversy. Is that Warren Clarke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 In her defence, her and that other Fat Lady's cooking is rather good - none of this mucking about with foreign food. 'Soused Hogs Face' was one of the more interesting dishes they made the other day. Let's face it I'd rather watch those two posh fat biddies than fat-tounged Oliver poncing about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 In her defence, her and that other Fat Lady's cooking is rather good - none of this mucking about with foreign food.'Soused Hogs Face' was one of the more interesting dishes they made the other day. Let's face it I'd rather watch those two posh fat biddies than fat-tounged Oliver poncing about. It appears that the other Fat Lady has been dead for over ten years: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Paterson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I did enjoy their braying posh ways. Any cooking program that starts with "For this dish simply ask your Gilly for 30 hare a day or two in advance...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I did enjoy their braying posh ways. Any cooking program that starts with "For this dish simply ask your Gilly for 30 hare a day or two in advance...". I liked their show. The best cooking show as it wasn't that much about the food. Hairy Bikers is quite good and quite similar. She's teetotal these days, rich background became ex-alcoholic sleeping at Victoria Station and lost it all (missed the Falklands War and had to ask what the parade was for) partly because of the death of her partner. The TV career came after that which shows some drive! I like her, even if I strongly disagree with her views on hunting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 I liked their show. The best cooking show as it wasn't that much about the food. Hairy Bikers is quite good and quite similar. She's teetotal these days, rich background became ex-alcoholic sleeping at Victoria Station and lost it all (missed the Falklands War and had to ask what the parade was for) partly because of the death of her partner. The TV career came after that which shows some drive! I like her, even if I strongly disagree with her views on hunting. I suppose she was the right wing equivalent of John Mortimer.As regards cooking programmes I think the best was Floyd. I had an excellent meal at his pub near Totnes about 15 years ago and he was as congenial in real life as he was on the box. Harking back to a previous thread as to why anyone might vote Labour.I give you HooRay Dave's intentions on hunting.I am inclined to vote anti Tory on that alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Confirms my suspicions that they are genuinely old-school very posh. I had an inkling that the darker haired one had died, but didn't realize it was 10 years ago! She was the youngest ever barrister at age 21. That means she's very very clever too. She claims to have shagged an MP behind the Speaker's Chair too*. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Dickson_Wright edit: * not that you'd think it an even vaguely attractive proposition from her picture, but MPs are a weird lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Confirms my suspicions that they are genuinely old-school very posh. I had an inkling that the darker haired one had died, but didn't realize it was 10 years ago!She was the youngest ever barrister at age 21. That means she's very very clever too. She claims to have shagged an MP behind the Speaker's Chair too*. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Dickson_Wright edit: * not that you'd think it an even vaguely attractive proposition from her picture, but MPs are a weird lot. I can't help but love people like that, the wonderful eccentrics that only Public Schools seem to nurture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 I can't help but love people like that, the wonderful eccentrics that only Public Schools seem to nurture. Unless of course you are a hare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Unless of course you are a hare. As a meateater I can't really comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 She was let off by a judge after admitting "attending a Hare coursing event". Anyone who sticks it to the government like that is OK in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 She was let off by a judge after admitting "attending a Hare coursing event". Anyone who sticks it to the government like that is OK in my book. Well it's the fact that it's an inoffensive animal like a hare really,a herbivore.A few years back a toerag neighbour had a pit-bull type dog and my son was a toddler.One day when they were out and had left it in the yard I chucked half a pound of steak over the fence liberally drugged and put the thing in a sack and dropped it in the nearby river with half a dozen housebricks for company.Those who live by the sword... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr ray Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I liked their show. The best cooking show as it wasn't that much about the food. Hairy Bikers is quite good and quite similar. She's teetotal these days, rich background became ex-alcoholic sleeping at Victoria Station and lost it all (missed the Falklands War and had to ask what the parade was for) partly because of the death of her partner. The TV career came after that which shows some drive! I like her, even if I strongly disagree with her views on hunting. Her father was a rather eminent surgeon at St Mary's Hospital in London and there is a ward named after him (and after Jonathan Porritts dad who also worked there) I looked afer her briefly about 15 years ago and I don't think I am giving away any secrets by saying she had a very serious alcohol problem then. She must have given up because she would not have survived 6 months if she hadn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well it's the fact that it's an inoffensive animal like a hare really,a herbivore.A few years back a toerag neighbour had a pit-bull type dog and my son was a toddler.One day when they were out and had left it in the yard I chucked half a pound of steak over the fence liberally drugged and put the thing in a sack and dropped it in the nearby river with half a dozen housebricks for company.Those who live by the sword... Well done you, however it is forbidden to chase Hares with dogs, yet it is acceptable to chase Rabbits with dogs. Confused.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well done you, however it is forbidden to chase Hares with dogs, yet it is acceptable to chase Rabbits with dogs. Confused.com Probably because rabbits are classified as vermin. In any case, try stopping a Jack Russell once it's onto a rabbit...no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Probably because rabbits are classified as vermin. In any case, try stopping a Jack Russell once it's onto a rabbit...no chance. Do you think the classification for vermin could be expanded to include chavs? Is it difficult to stop a Jack Russell if it is mistakenly on a Hare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Probably because rabbits are classified as vermin. In any case, try stopping a Jack Russell once it's onto a rabbit...no chance. I'm sure a well aimed volley from a 12 bore would do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'm sure a well aimed volley from a 12 bore would do the trick. Indeed, but you'd be breaking the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Do you think the classification for vermin could be expanded to include chavs? Is it difficult to stop a Jack Russell if it is mistakenly on a Hare? Not sure if a Jack Russell could take a hare, they're very quick and big enough to make JRs think twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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