A Fool & His Borrowed Money Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leveller Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 Fxck that was funny!!!! I could just imagine Frankie Boyle telling it now . . . How the hell am I going to remember it to tell down the pub though? , it'll take me half hour at least ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 year plan Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Abramovitch Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Superb!! Allow me to buy you a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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