jpjh Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Ok ok - GAL BEAR just for you FIRST DRAFT - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Please read the attached first draft document. I've written this very quickly and could use some help on this one as it's probably the hardest one of the three to write. I;'ve basically taken the Estate Agent doc and geared it too be targetted at vendors. Idea being to push this document through the letter boxes of houses with for sale signs...maybe even dropping a few into your local estate agents (as they need all the help they can get) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAL BEAR Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Just seen the SELLERS LEAFLET - Brilliant ! I will get posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustYield Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Ok ok - GAL BEAR just for you FIRST DRAFT - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Please read the attached first draft document. I've written this very quickly and could use some help on this one as it's probably the hardest one of the three to write. I;'ve basically taken the Estate Agent doc and geared it too be targetted at vendors. Idea being to push this document through the letter boxes of houses with for sale signs...maybe even dropping a few into your local estate agents (as they need all the help they can get) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think this is way too confrontational and will not go down at all well with a seller who is trying to sell his home. They may be misguided and under-informed but they are not the enemy and do not need to be patronised. Advising a seller not to compare his price to recent sales is just wrong. I'd recommend something like, "pitch your price at a discount to other comparable properties on the market to achieve a sale. If you have no offers within 4-6 weeks, it is wrongly priced." Sorry to criticise, well done for getting the document going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BandWagon Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Could you show how the rapid falls in mortgage approvals leads the price falls? Thats quite clear to see from the last crash, and scared the cr@p out of me. The way the page is written it appeals to people's fear. I think this may backfire, most sellers will simply disregard it as propoganda. If it appealed to rationale and logic, the fear would set in all on it's own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MONKEY Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Just seen the SELLERS LEAFLET - Brilliant ! I will get posting!<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gal Bear, this is only a first draft. The Monkey suggests that you wait for the final version before posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAL BEAR Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Gal Bear, this is only a first draft. The Monkey suggests that you wait for the final version before posting.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Monkey don't be cruel. I had my hot little paw half-way thru a sellers letterbox !! I bow to your wisom of course ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MONKEY Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Monkey don't be cruel. I had my hot little paw half-way thru a sellers letterbox !!I bow to your wisom of course ! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gal Bear, please don't mention your "hot little paw". The Monkey is getting married in 2 weeks you little minx! Down Gal Bear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ʎqɐqɹǝʞɐɥs Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Gal Bear, please don't mention your "hot little paw".The Monkey is getting married in 2 weeks you little minx! Down Gal Bear! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good work to whoever wrote the draft. Monkey - dont be absurd, primates dont marry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAL BEAR Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Gal Bear, please don't mention your "hot little paw".The Monkey is getting married in 2 weeks you little minx! Down Gal Bear! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OoH, Monkey does future Mrs. Monkey how many times you have offered your 'strudel' around ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE MONKEY Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Good work to whoever wrote the draft. Monkey - dont be absurd, primates dont marry! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You will find that primates with 60% extra strudel free will always have offers of marriage. OoH, Monkey does future Mrs. Monkey how many times you have offered your 'strudel' around ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not really , no. Mrs. Monkey once pulled the Great One up on something she saw him type on here about pie. The Monkey tried to explain to Mrs. Monkey how "the Monkey" is a character with certain traits and mannerisms which must be upheld for the entertainment of his millions and millions of fans. He also tried to explain how the Monkey character is not truly representative of the man behind the Monkey. She just gave the Monkey a look that the Monkey would give a jabroni like Negative Equity. After that, the Monkey thought it best not to mention his strudel if he wanted to keep it. Anyway, we are digressing. To make up for it, the Monkey will take a copy of the seller's leaflet home to critique when he is sitting on his marble throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAL BEAR Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 You will find that primates with 60% extra strudel free will always have offers of marriage.Not really , no. Mrs. Monkey once pulled the Great One up on something she saw him type on here about pie. The Monkey tried to explain to Mrs. Monkey how "the Monkey" is a character with certain traits and mannerisms which must be upheld for the entertainment of his millions and millions of fans. He also tried to explain how the Monkey character is not truly representative of the man behind the Monkey. She just gave the Monkey a look that the Monkey would give a jabroni like Negative Equity. After that, the Monkey thought it best not to mention his strudel if he wanted to keep it. Anyway, we are digressing. To make up for it, the Monkey will take a copy of the seller's leaflet home to critique when he is sitting on his marble throne. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frugalista Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 FIRST DRAFT - DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. "has probably double" -> "has probably doubled" also, bullets are appearing as question marks. cheers La frugalista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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