blofield Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 How about this for an opener for a house in Ballymena from the estate agent who fancies himself as a poet."Where every wind turns my sails, I stand where summer sunbeams rest, and where the Winter flings his gales." An amazing place - a beautiful view in every direction. 1.3 acres of land and it could be yours. This is truly a very special home and our brochure can only hint at the treasure it is. If you are thinking about a new home, we would urge you to have a look inside and see for yourselves how special it is. they are losin the oul marbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tara747 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "well-positioned"Well positioned for what exactly? Love the other link from PN as well, gosh they do have a lot of time on their hands these days!!! The desperation is starting to smell real bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 From the link above: With the utmost delight, the Agents genuinely offer to the market this uplifting corner sited end terrace villa.... What the hell is he rabbiting on about!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subby Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I tell no lies.http://www.propertynews.com/brochure.php?p=PNC351632 for 350k...it's the horse butt outside the front door that makes me want to buy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDavola Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 And as you can see from the third picture, the owners have done the decent thing and installed a permanent rainbow on the horizon, which adds to the bliss of living there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespasian Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Studio: You can wash the dishes, watch the telly, and answer the front door without getting up from the toilet. In Need of Modernisation: In need of demolition. Convenient For: A deceptive term with two possible definitions depending on the object of the phrase: Eg "Convenient For A40" means your garden doubles as the hard shoulder Whereas "Convenient For local amenities" means you can run to the shops. If you are Paula Radcliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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