Guest mattsta1964 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 What colour are the laminate worktops in your kitchen? What's your favourite jumper and why? How many slices of toast do YOU eat for breakfast, and do you use condiments to improve the flavour? Woodchip wallpaper? Tell us all about it. Saving your carrier bags. Tell us YOUR experience. AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 HaveYourLobotomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolaftershave Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 yes... I have noticed any serious post / topics suddenly get swept of those boards by the "what colour should I paint my new house and front door" type of threads. No false bbc users mods there... they wouldn't dare use that tactic eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mattsta1964 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I want to tell you about the council workmen that cut my verges... They've done a bang up job! Thanks guys (and gals of course, although they are all guys)!! It makes every penny of my council tax well spent. Thanks for letting me air that BBC!! I can just visualise a kind of televised version of Haveyoursay introduced by Patricia "I'm the most patronising person on the planet" Hewitt. She would be perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 (edited) I can just visualise a kind of televised version of Haveyoursay introduced by Patricia "I'm the most patronising person on the planet" Hewitt. She would be perfect! They already have a TV version of Haveyoursay. Presented by Bridget and Lyse Edited August 30, 2006 by jp1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mattsta1964 Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 They already have a TV version of Haveyoursay. Presented by Bridget and Lyse Well, thank bloody christ I haven't seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashedOutAndBurned Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Do you blame muslims for today's traffic jam on the M1? Should muslims do more to tackle childhood obesity? What colour Hijab should muslims wear this season? Have you ever made love to a muslim? Tell us your experiences. Who is your favourite muslim? Tell us your views. Muslim or muslin? Which makes the best bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodgamegoodgame Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 (edited) When do YOU think civil war will kick off in the UK? Edited August 30, 2006 by goodgamegoodgame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pumpkin Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 "How can I be sure my shoulders are real?" "Do hedges grow better if you spray them with lemonade?" "Would we trust Richard Hadley more if he had a moustache?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mattsta1964 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 "How can I be sure my shoulders are real?" "Do hedges grow better if you spray them with lemonade?" "Would we trust Richard Hadley more if he had a moustache?" I think you're all catching my drift! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Do you blame muslims for today's traffic jam on the M1? Should muslims do more to tackle childhood obesity? What colour Hijab should muslims wear this season? Have you ever made love to a muslim? Tell us your experiences. Who is your favourite muslim? Tell us your views. Muslim or muslin? Which makes the best bread? Someone else noticed! - You'd think from Al-BBC's coverage of all things islamic that The Religion Of Peace was now the official faith of the UK :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jp1 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 "How can I be sure my shoulders are real?" "Do hedges grow better if you spray them with lemonade?" "Would we trust Richard Hadley more if he had a moustache?" One of today's: Are you feeling grumpy? Seasonal change? What examples of the changing seasons have you seen What does wi-fi mean to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest absolutezero Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 "Are you feeling grumpy?" I kid you not. Best one ever. http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jsp...=20060831101335 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 BBC Haveyoursay: "What does "wi-fi" mean to you?" Me: "Wi don't you just fi koff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian-Emigre Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 How many slices of toast do YOU eat for breakfast, and do you use condiments to improve the flavour? I am really glad I found this forum so I can tell the whole world that I eat 2 slices of toast a day. Did you know that Kirsty Allsop and the occupants of Big Brother also eat 2 slices of toast a day (the decessed Lady Diana did as well). Some truly fascinating facts there. But there is one thing on my chest. Yesterday I ate 4 slices. Does this mean I have a problem? I could not sleep last night worrying about it. Should I seek professional counselling? I would like to hear from other people who suddenly found themselves in the bizzare circumstances of having eaten 4 slices of toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Do you blame muslims for today's traffic jam on the M1? Should muslims do more to tackle childhood obesity? What colour Hijab should muslims wear this season? Have you ever made love to a muslim? Tell us your experiences. Who is your favourite muslim? Tell us your views. Muslim or muslin? Which makes the best bread? yeah, I noticed the BBC always has to have a couple of Muslim threads going, not to mention a regular "How evil is Israel" one every week or so... S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Up until about 6 months ago, I eally enjoyed reading the Beeb Have Your Say posts, especially when I got my opinion posted. ( I like the sound of my own voice ) However, as previous posted have mentioned, they are now merely a place to spout textual diarrohea $hite! How long before this place goes the same way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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