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HOLA441
10 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

The young lady in question did not crap in my bed, she crapped in herself in a restaurant that we were in.

She bled in my bed. I can't remember whether that was before or after the crapping incident.

Just for future reference a steam cleaner and wet vacuum will get rid of every molecule of blood from a mattress (see my previous reference to Lizzie Dripping).

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HOLA442
26 minutes ago, man o' the year said:

Just for future reference a steam cleaner and wet vacuum will get rid of every molecule of blood from a mattress (see my previous reference to Lizzie Dripping).

Cheers.

I've taken preventative measures since; namely toning the charm right down in recent years so no women has felt the need to come anywhere near my bed.

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13 hours ago, JoeDavola said:

Cheers.

I've taken preventative measures since; namely toning the charm right down in recent years so no women has felt the need to come anywhere near my bed.

You stallion, even with toned down charm it sounds like they're still premature.

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