Guest X-QUORK Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Why do you always have to lower the tone Skinty? She turns everything into depraved filth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 She turns everything into depraved filth. Some of us try, but Skinty really knows how to lower the tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Oh come on guys, put a sock in it! Think of the bigger picture! The campaign to get Anthea Turner associated with camembert and hard core porn is more important than anything you can imagine! I'm in this for the long term. Unfortunately the results are yet to materialise ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I can see 2 girls in this picture. Can anyone see a cup? I see no cup. But the woman on the left does have a hand growing out of the back of her head. It makes her look a bit like a chicken. ... and check out those purple gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 ... and check out those purple gloves. And you don't want to know what I think when I do that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Both Scunnered and I are Scottish, so no panties for us, other than on our heads. Any chance of a piccy, with your 'kalts' held high in the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Any chance of a piccy, with your 'kalts' held high in the air? Now, now, this is a PG hard core porn thread! Anyway, there are ways, if you're persistant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 It reminds me of the last scene in "Up the Khyber", when Sid.James lines up the soldiers and orders them to lift their kilts up. The Burpas run away screaming and Kenny W. says " There's nothing to be afraid of!" then takes another look at the line of men and says "Oo-er, I dunno though!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Now, now, this is a PG hard core porn thread!Anyway, there are ways, if you're persistant: I am waiting for that puppy on Hoff's tum to wake up and crawl off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 It reminds me of the last scene in "Up the Khyber", when Sid.James lines up the soldiers and orders them to lift their kilts up. The Burpas run away screaming and Kenny W. says " There's nothing to be afraid of!" then takes another look at the line of men and says "Oo-er, I dunno though!" You should have been at the Highland Games up here this weekend. More than a few flashes were to be seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I am waiting for that puppy on Hoff's tum to wake up and crawl off. That's not a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 That's not a puppy. You're wude, you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 You're wude, you are. And you wouldn't have me any other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 You should have been at the Highland Games up here this weekend. More than a few flashes were to be seen! Like some ginger critical mass. Makes me shudder. For the sake of the thread...were there any teen entries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 That's not a puppy. It's a space station! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 For the sake of the thread...were there any teen entries? Only in the bands. Although they would mainly beat their drums rather than blow on a set of bagpipes. There certainly weren't any teens tossing cabers (a large log that gets ejaculated into the air) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Cum loving sheeple whores riding the corporate schlong that is Asset based price inflation oh and your mum blows goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 No idea, but it does. I posted a thread once with the title "Hard core porn for survivalists" or something similar with a trailer for a disaster film and the hit rate was astounding. I repeated it again a few days later and the same thing happened at the weekend.I can only assume there's a lot of people out there searching for porn I think the reason was a combination of Hard core porn for survivalists and the title of the film... You got a mix of people searching for Hard core porn for survivalists and people who were interested in the film The page views on the thread containing only 30 comments was over 100,000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Sod this namby pamby dirty text ********, let's get onto the real deal: That's what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadman Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I'd love to cut those clean off. Jesus what am I saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RentingForever Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Has anyone mentioned gay bear dating yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Sod this namby pamby dirty text ********, let's get onto the real deal: That's what I'm talking about. Fruit pastilles will never go down in price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Fruit pastilles will never go down in price. Is that some horrible euphamism or are you trying to start a deflation/inflation debate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Fruit pastilles will never go down in price. Real or nominal? 'Cos their location, location, location looks like they've dropped quite a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Has anyone mentioned gay bear dating yet? Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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