Guest X-QUORK Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 This is an important matter, please vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 This is an important matter, please vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Totally over the hoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve Cook Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 This is an important matter, please vote. I see what you did there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I'm glad to see someone other than me has now voted for a life ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Damn you all, vote for the life ban! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I'm glad to see someone other than me has now voted for a life ban Nothing personal old chap, but there's a line and you most definitely crossed it with those hoff-strocities (as I call them, you saw it here first). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Lots of missing options in the "opinion of geologists" section: they're not very gneiss, they're full of schist, ... ad infinitum. There's also the small matter of Anthea Turner's father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I've voted life-ban because hearing his cries of "please someone stop me" as he logs on every day to check HPC wrenches the bottom out of my soul. And yeah I like geologists. They make me womanly bits go moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Lots of missing options in the "opinion of geologists" section: they're not very gneiss, they're full of schist, ... ad infinitum. But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying. Everyone gets a thrust around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying. Like death and taxes, it's a given that Scunnered will pick holes in a perfectly straight forward poll. It's just the way he rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Like death and taxes, it's a given that Scunnered will pick holes in a perfectly straight forward poll. It's just the way he rolls. Having a go at Scunnered now, are we? Shall we have a poll on him as well? After all, his avatar commits a similar atrocity as mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Damn you all, vote for the life ban! It's much more effective if some are coming and some are going: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY POOR, POOR EYES!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feed Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Totally over the hoff. It is the hoff topic forum, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 It is the hoff topic forum, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 WAKE UP!! LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.C. Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Nothing personal old chap, but there's a line and you most definitely crossed it with those hoff-strocities (as I call them, you saw it here first). Can't we just ban erecting false idols to the hoffmeister? On second thoughts, he is a geologist. They find oil to dig up and spread it all over poor liddle birwdies. Ban him. Ban them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 On second thoughts, he is a geologist. They find oil to dig up and spread it all over poor liddle birwdies. Ban him. Ban them all! Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies. Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person So lets check out a picture of a professional Hoff look a like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 You keep posting the same pic anorthosite ... does it give you a tingly feeling are you ... I know it's been done to death, but I couldn't help myself but do it again .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.C. Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies. Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person Look if your name is Iain Stewart, good work, I'll have your babies. You can Hoff away to your heart's content if you send us a few dvds. If not, ARRRRRGGGHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies. Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person So lets check out a picture of a professional Hoff look a like: Nooooo - they replaced the face with a bag of spanners, and what happened to the deep-pile torso?! Makes me want to weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Woods? Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 His avatar has scarred me and the missus for life. Banning is too good for him. I'd suggest his eyes were put out with a hot poker, but he'd probably misconstrue what I meant. On second thoughts, perhaps it would be better if my eyes were put out with a hot poke...err...oops...stay away now...put that g-string dow...I mean up...aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Nooooo - they replaced the face with a bag of spanners, and what happened to the deep-pile torso?! Makes me want to weep. Look at his hair. Is that a hint of ginger??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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