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Should Anorthosite Be Banned?

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Guest Steve Cook

This is an important matter, please vote.

I see what you did there....:lol:

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Guest anorthosite

I'm glad to see someone other than me has now voted for a life ban :)

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Guest X-QUORK

I'm glad to see someone other than me has now voted for a life ban :)

Nothing personal old chap, but there's a line and you most definitely crossed it with those hoff-strocities (as I call them, you saw it here first).

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Lots of missing options in the "opinion of geologists" section: they're not very gneiss, they're full of schist, ... ad infinitum.

There's also the small matter of Anthea Turner's father.

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Guest Skinty

I've voted life-ban because hearing his cries of "please someone stop me" as he logs on every day to check HPC wrenches the bottom out of my soul.

And yeah I like geologists.

They make me womanly bits go moist.

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Lots of missing options in the "opinion of geologists" section: they're not very gneiss, they're full of schist, ... ad infinitum.

But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying.

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Guest anorthosite

But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying.

Everyone gets a thrust around here

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Guest X-QUORK

But you get the thrust of what XQ's saying.

Like death and taxes, it's a given that Scunnered will pick holes in a perfectly straight forward poll. It's just the way he rolls.

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Like death and taxes, it's a given that Scunnered will pick holes in a perfectly straight forward poll. It's just the way he rolls.

Having a go at Scunnered now, are we? Shall we have a poll on him as well? After all, his avatar commits a similar atrocity as mine :P

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Guest X-QUORK

AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY POOR, POOR EYES!!!!!

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Nothing personal old chap, but there's a line and you most definitely crossed it with those hoff-strocities (as I call them, you saw it here first).

Can't we just ban erecting false idols to the hoffmeister?

On second thoughts, he is a geologist. They find oil to dig up and spread it all over poor liddle birwdies. Ban him. Ban them all!

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On second thoughts, he is a geologist. They find oil to dig up and spread it all over poor liddle birwdies. Ban him. Ban them all!

Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies.

Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person

So lets check out a picture of a professional Hoff look a like:

hoff-belfast.jpg

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Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies.

Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person

Look if your name is Iain Stewart, good work, I'll have your babies. You can Hoff away to your heart's content if you send us a few dvds.

If not,

ARRRRRGGGHHHH!

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Funnily enough, the reason I'm not a professional geologist is that I refused to work for the oil companies.

Oops, I'm coming across as a nice person

So lets check out a picture of a professional Hoff look a like:

hoff-belfast.jpg

Nooooo - they replaced the face with a bag of spanners, and what happened to the deep-pile torso?! Makes me want to weep.

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His avatar has scarred me and the missus for life. Banning is too good for him. I'd suggest his eyes were put out with a hot poker, but he'd probably misconstrue what I meant. On second thoughts, perhaps it would be better if my eyes were put out with a hot poke...err...oops...stay away now...put that g-string dow...I mean up...aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

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Nooooo - they replaced the face with a bag of spanners, and what happened to the deep-pile torso?! Makes me want to weep.

Look at his hair. Is that a hint of ginger???

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