Dr Gitfinger

Has anyone done a Carry On cast for the current cabinet? Here's a start: Gordon Brown - Peter Butterworth Jacqui Smith - Joan Sims or Liz Fraser Mandy - Kenneth Williams Miliband - Charles Hawtrey Caroline Flint - Fenella Fielding Jack Straw - Bernard Bresslaw

If Cressida Dick isn't a name from a Carry On film, I'm a Brazilian.

"Well, the boom's over, but the bust seems to be endless."

"Do I look like someone who comes quietly?"

Update on http://www.enterprisecorruption.com/ (I'm always a sucker for a good conspiracy theory). The site now says "i already got 7 and 8 and maybe 9 (still researching;-)" and "the market is NOT speculative the market.. is timed" The rest of the content is enigmatic, not to say downright weird. Maybe it's just viral advertising for a new brand of bog paper.

For what it's worth, http://www.enterprisecorruption.com/ was updated a few minutes ago. It still says "I told you so;-)" and "6 For 6". But the following has now been removed: "If you’re lounging on a beach in Bermuda.. you might want to start thinking.. about shredding yer paper-trail? ..."

Yes, SG is a great film. Made in 1973, I think, yet it already mentioned the greenhouse effect. The crowd-control trucks with the big scoops on the front are particularly memorable. Does anyone know if the Reinhardt mentioned in the video really does have a good track record for predictions? Were any Hpc-ers following http://www.enterprisecorruption.com/ before it switched to its current "told you so" message?

A strimmer might do the job. Could get messy though.

Garbage is the word. "To Buy or Not To Buy" today was another prime example. It looked suspiciously like a wind-up by the Beeb or whichever production company was responsible. That couple were so over the top. One was a bit like Ian McEwan and the other was Mikka Häkkinen doing a Frankie Howerd impression.

I think it's known as UST - unresolved sexual tension

Can you fry chips in diesel? Or is it only suitable for a vinaigrette?

I took an instant dislike to this pair: http://www.channel4.com/4homes/on-tv/grand...-06-11_p_1.html He is not just a "city banker" as the GD site says. He is a "derivatives expert" : http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-112869602.html

Despite Evan Davies' repeated attempts, Broon refused to acknowledge we'd had boom and bust on his watch. He wouldn't even utter the words "boom" and "bust". Pitiful.

Looks like our Amanda is quite a mover and shaker: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/footbal...abi-917204.html