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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7240468.stm

banks now selling Hamster Backed Securities (HBS).

Everyone buy a hamster, hamster prices never go down. You'd be a fool not to buy one, because in 3 months they'll be worth xxx again as much.

Btw if you need a loan for one just message me with your income details. Don't worry I know your all trustworthy so i won't bother to run an income check. I'll lend you 125% LTV of the hamster.

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Everyone buy a hamster, hamster prices never go down. You'd be a fool not to buy one, because in 3 months they'll be worth xxx again as much.

Btw if you need a loan for one just message me with your income details. Don't worry I know your all trustworthy so i won't bother to run an income check. I'll lend you 125% LTV of the hamster.

Just imagine how secure gold plated hamsters would be.
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Just imagine how secure gold plated hamsters would be.

Just as there are gold coins based around the Panda, the Eagle etc., I think it's time for the 1 oz. Hampster.

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I am not sure it is pet demand, or just these little rodents are cheaper than free range chickens. I wonder if they attract VAT?

:lol:

Hey perhaps the Ozzies could market cain toad legs as a delicacy and sell em to the super rich...Thier an affrodisiac you know ;) Just in time for valentines day.

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I think there is a glut of hamsters

One third of the presenters on the popular television romp, TOP GEAR, are hamsters

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Im afraid that you are all wrong, the next bubble will be in Snowdrops, buy now while you can:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770

There's a hard core of enthusiasts - called galanthophiles - who take snowdrops very seriously indeed," says Dr John Grimshaw, gardens manager at Colesbourne Gardens in Gloucestershire and coauthor of the book Snowdrops.

"They collect them, like orchids, or stamps, and won't think twice about spending £50 on a single bulb. There's a whole snowdrop scene out there and it's growing rapidly."

He's not joking.

There are snowdrop websites, chatrooms, lectures, lunches, five-day bus tours, drive-through safaris and even galas.

Oh, and there are people who are prepared to pay more than £150 for a single bulb

I believe I have several thousand pounds worth in my garden as we speak...and everybody knows Snowdrops only ever go up in value!

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