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I'm well aware that others can improve this first shot - please append your amendments ;)

(Best read while listening to the original at http://youtube.com/watch?v=2t8YTvdYXws)

Dad believed what Gordie said

“No return to boom and bust”

And buy-to-letting is a must

For a while there we were fooled

Mewing for cheap Chinese tat

While easy credit ruled

Our house in the middle of a crash

Our house – bailiffs take out all things flash

Dad is gutted that it crashed

Leaving it worth even less

Than his pension Gordon trashed

Our economy’s a mess

Full of sub-prime banking lenders

Trying to repossess

Our house in the middle of the boom

Our house – set for economic doom

Our house – bought a pad in France or Spain

Our house – days we’ll never see again

We’re ready all to fold

Nowhere we can borrow from

Half our bullion has been sold

Our dad’s taken some stick

He’s still voting Labour though

By God he must be thick

Our house didn’t profit like we planned

Our house tenants dropped out, simply grand

Our house pension plan is on the rocks

Our house market now a tinderbox


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