Frank Hovis Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Can you find me one that pays about 50 grand a year with good benefits and requires lots of slacking and dossing about? I would be very interested. London tube train driver, though you have to do a few years selling tickets first. The jobs I found for Ken in the Manchester area were paying about £25k but the point is that he would have liked doing them. The very thought of liking work seemed to put him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Yeah you certainly should be reluctant. How that charade will play out is your missus will get constant school-like reports about your performance at work and you might find yourself being managed by proxy through her. If this MD is a bloke I'm sure you don't need any details on mens preferred methods of favour repayment by women. You're right about the micro-managing reporting/proxy stuff which is reason enough not to pursue any opportunities. She wouldn't sleep with him and he most definitely wouldn't ask.. I know him fairly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Good luck Longtom. People forget that work can be enjoyable and satisfying. I actually found some decent jobs for Ken Ichikawa but he wasn't interested. He'd only had rubbish jobs and wasn't about to be persuaded into one he might like. Thanks Frank. I'm happy carrying on as before with no real purpose like Ken Ichikawa and his sky diving and me with my paragliding. I'll draw the line at cannibalism in the apocalypse however, ok so we taste a little like chicken (thanks Ken) I'll eat the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Can you find me one that pays about 50 grand a year with good benefits and requires lots of slacking and dossing about? I would be very interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Can you find me one that pays about 50 grand a year with good benefits and requires lots of slacking and dossing about? I would be very interested. Find a charitable organisation such as Kids Company (that gigs no longer an option) have some dirt on the colorful Chief Slacking Officer and bobs your uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Find a charitable organisation such as Kids Company (that gigs no longer an option) have some dirt on the colorful Chief Slacking Officer and bobs your uncle. That's a shame, I don't have the social skills for widespread fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 On the topic of fraud a fun fact, I was previously unaware of, is John Fashanu currently presents Nigerian Deal Or No Deal. Bring, bring 'it's the banker, he says he's got some money from a dead relative he needs to transfer out of the country' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 That's a shame, I don't have the social skills for widespread fraud. It was more to do with working as a Chauffeur on 3x the market rate than being outright fraud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 It was more to do with working as a Chauffeur on 3x the market rate than being outright fraud. A Wheel man! The "Transporter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gardener Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Can you find me one that pays about 50 grand a year with good benefits and requires lots of slacking and dossing about? I would be very interested. I have that job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPin Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Can you find me one that pays about 50 grand a year with good benefits and requires lots of slacking and dossing about? I would be very interested. Bugger! They made me redundant from that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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