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  1. Will-Staines-Upon-Thames-Massive-Ali-Gs-home-town-votes-change-restore-dignity[/u].html"]Mail

    Will there be a Staines-Upon-Thames Massive? Ali G's home town votes for name change to restore its dignity

    A town is doing its best to lay the bling-laden ghost of Ali G to rest after voting to change its name in a bid to sell itself as a more upmarket area.

    Residents in Staines have voted by a majority of 2-1 to include 'upon-Thames' in its title after being mocked for years as the home of Sacha Baron Cohen's shell-suited rapper.

    The controversial name change has been warmly welcomed by businessmen, who are convinced it will bring much-needed economic benefits to the ancient riverside town.

    The idea was the brainchild of solicitor Alex Tribick, chairman of the Spelthrone Business Forum.

    He said: 'There’s no doubt Ali G put Staines on the map - but for all the wrong reasons. He put the stain in Staines.

    'The town was derided. Despite its situation along both banks of a beautiful stretch of the river, property prices are well below average.

    'And not enough new businesses are coming to an area which is close to Europe’s biggest airport and the main road and rail network.

    'With the Olympic rowing on our doorstep next year and easy acces to central London we felt it time to make a concerted effort to change the town’s image.

    'I am delighted with the result and it won’t cost ratepayers a penny.'

    The bill for public sign changes - some tens of thousands of pounds - will be picked by sponsorship from the business community, he said.

    The vote followed a month-long consultation discussion by Spelthorne District Council‘s cabinet.

    Councillor Colin Davis, a leading cabinet member who backs the proposal, said: 'The vote will now go to the full council meeting for ratification next month.

    'But that should be a formality and the official name change will take place on May 20th next year. I won’t be voting because of my interest.

    'It has provoked some heated discussion. Although only 662 people voted this was by far the biggest response to any public consultation.

    'The final figures were 428 for and 234 against. I believe it will herald a new era for the town which has sufferered from a woeful image.

    'It was once the lino manufacturing capital of the British Empire and that image of a post-industrial wasteland was heightened by the Ali G link.

    'Hopefully this will bring back pride and add to the town’s prosperity.'

    Changing a town’s name is rare, but it will have no practical effect on administration. The post office delivers by postcode and no government legislation is necessary.

  2. I make it sales were covering about 40% of their running costs? Even before their sales dropped they were losing shedloads.

    Here, I'll make a bet. £10 says when the details come out, the high rent/mortgage costs for the clubs is what put them out of business.

    Combined with the fact kids aren't buying bottles of beer at £3.80 a pop when they are high as a kite on a £10 bag of internet sourced Meaow Meaow

  3. I work in the construction industry. Universities are currently spending money like its going out of fashion - their ambitious building programmes have seen halls of residence, sports facilities, libraries, & theatres being tendered non-stop over the last few years (even now, they are still one of our key markets).

    Another friend in construction has seen student accomodation rocket - becoming more and more high spec. Anyone who went to Uni 20 years ago would not recognise the current student house / flat. Gone are the drafty rooms and stained carpets and in come gyms, housekeeping / laundry services, flatscreen satellite tvs.

    Rents of £120 a week are not uncommon. £157 a week for a 1 apartment in Nottingham with Mansion Group...

    Mansion Group

    Throw in living expenses, tution fees, course materials, & travel etc, and this lifestyle would be unsustainable for most on a normal wage, let alone students.

    The whole bubble is about to burst in spectacular fashion

  4. A HUGE point that they missed (linking both young and old stories together) is that with the wild increases in prices over the last 15 years or so, two important things happened:

    1) Baby boomers saw their house turn into a massive investment that was growing beyond their wildest dreams. Instead of becoming a burden to heat, light, insure, maintain etc, it was a cash cow to be milked at will.

    2) The young saw houses pushed beyond reach. Even if (as the programme suggested) the old were to "up sticks and leave", very few young families would be able to buy the property off them at todays market rates.

    Now, imagine HPI had never happened:

    1) Baby boomers whose children have left home are suddenly left in an asset that hasn't grown in real terms for years (if anything is falling slightly) and are also burdened with energy bills, large council tax demands, & maintenance costs. It is now IN THEIR INTEREST to downsize.

    2) Young families can afford to buy properties suitable for family life, leaving smaller "starter" homes for the 65+ bracket.

    Hardly surprising that no-one saw this simple logic

  5. I assume you are referring to Juniper ? Didn't this lose its star when the chef Paul Kitching n left for pastures new ? Not even sure it's still open..

    The curry house, Dilli, claimed to have a star when it first opened, but it has since retracted that piece of advertising...

    Decent enough curry, but they served a jug of water to us one night that had a bird poo in the bottom. God knows how / what / where that had happened...

  6. Everywhere you go in the UK - there is simply LOADS and LOADS of commercial property To Let or For Sale. And much of it has been sitting empty for months - and YEARS. This has being going on for a VERY long time actually.

    How long can the landlords afford to watch their investments rot? Surely the costs for even an empty unit must be significant - rates, insurances, background heating & service connections etc - and I'm assuming any loan secured on the property has already been paid off !

  7. I am in a similar, if slightly further advanced situation. I bought a property that is partially underpinned - however this was not discovered by my Homebuyers survey, even though I have since discovered all you need to do is ring the Building Control dept at your local Council. More and more houses are being underpinned and whereas once it was a real "no go", there are huge amounts of housing stock that have had the work done - especially in the south. You need to ask:

    what was the original problem, and could this issue return? Underpinning from a leaky victorian drain is very different from poor foundation design etc

    was the work done correctly with the correct Building Control approvals etc?

    has there been any sign of movement since (1980 was a LONG time ago)?

    can you live with slightly inflated building insurance costs?

    In some areas of the south, you will struggle to sell your property if it HASN'T been underpinned, as insurance companies know it will need it in the near future...

  8. If there were only 1000 protesters, then it doesnt seem like that much big news out of a country of 300 million.

    They shut down Brooklyn Bridge, one of the most iconic American landmarks you can get, in probably the most famous city in the world.

    It makes the national news here if 6 smelly students protest outside a power plant you have never heard of.

  9. Being discussed on Jeremy Vine - Bob Crow claims tube drivers did not cause the huge economic mess we are in (ignoring inflation busting pay rises and gold plated pension liabilities). Also being a tube driver is more complicated than flying an Airbus A380 as there are more passengers on the plane...

    George Galloway getting hot under the collar when someone suggests we use "driverless trains". Great listen.

  10. +1. Last year's tree is thriving in a pot outside, ready for re-use.

    Great idea. I always struggle to find a decent tree near us for less than £45. Most that I picked up (and put down again immediately) last year had £60 written on the label.

    Having said that, other punters couldn't get enough of them... there was a traffic jam to get into the Delamere Forest shop...

  11. What is the average salary?

    Here we go again with that nonsense question. This is meaningless, as thanks to tax credits, living / child / housing / disability / pension / medical benefits, everyone between about £20K to £50K is roughly on the same monthly net income give or take a couple of hundred quid. Also, the "higher" earners are more likley to be paying into a monthly pension (fat lot of good that's doing at present, and they'll never see the benefit of the savings), again bringing the totals closer.

    Then of course you have the people who earn £25K a year cash in hand. Again, roughly the same as someone earning £41k PAYE.

    I allegedly earn twice this national average, and yet when I take the kids to a fun fair, all I see are tattooed chavs throwing money around like no tomorrow on rides at £3 a go. Half of them don't even look employable, let alone on an AVERAGE wage.

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