Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Gordon: “Debt was not the problem. We’ll keep interest rates low”
Bob gives Tom 20 quid to buy some Heroin for him. Tom can get it for 15 quid so, keeping the extra 5 quid, encourages Bob to ask him for more and more Heroin until Bob overdoses. Tom, having gambled away all his collected money, forges 20 quid, buys more Heroin, injects himself with some and injects the still unconscious Bob with the rest. Bob wakes up and Tom runs for Mayor on the pledge of "cheap Heroin for everyone". Bob votes for Tom.