Wednesday, September 30, 2009
House Prices in Wales Show Stable Increases
House Prices in Wales Show Stable Increases
Welsh experts of the housing sector claim that the country enjoys the most rapid recovery of the property industry as house prices in Wales rise while the rest of the UK sees decreases in property values. According to the figures revealed by the Land Registry, an average increase in house prices of 0.5% registered in August took an average house price of a Welsh house to £123,491.
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phdinbubbles says:
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That’s not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don’t want any spam!
Customer:
Why can’t she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That’s got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn’t got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!…)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean ‘Iiiiiiiiiich’? I don’t like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don’t like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don’t have a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it,
I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
smugdog says:
Well, I suppose you have to talk any old rubbish to keep this site alive, HPC is ever so thin on the ground at the moment. Anyone for more spam, or is that tripe?