Monday, November 24, 2008

Must be refering to Alister Darling’s PB speech today!

2008 - God's Final Witness

Very suprised to find this at the TOP of this news blog! do they know something we've all missed? "Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history." puts doomandgloom to shame - hardly worth buying a house then?

Posted by malct @ 02:12 PM (1195 views)
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11 thoughts on “Must be refering to Alister Darling’s PB speech today!

  • Probably not much point in doing anything now except to start hoarding food and clean the guns.

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  • charlie brooker says:

    Judeo-Christian centric poo.

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  • Throw it on the pile with all the other ‘end of the world’ prophecies … bet Mr Weyland makes a few bob though, from the credulous, the cretinous, and the downright malevolent.

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  • the ads do a time share at the top of the page – I’ve had jenny in a white bikini who aparently lost 17 pounds and can’t afford to buy a house anymore and now currently four adverts one of which is Barratt Homes offering “Beat The Housing Market
    Guaranteed house prices until 2011 & no stamp duty” what does that mean? What are they guaranteeing?

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  • Maybe they are guaranteeing that houses will have a price until 2011.

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  • from don’t panic lighten up SOTT

    despite all this marketing of doom and prophetic pretentiousness, as far as I’m concerned, any talk of the end of the world is nothing but mindless nonsense and Nostradamus is just a great name for a new sinus medication.

    However, just in case I’m completely wrong about this, and global annihilation is just around the corner, perhaps you should prepare yourselves with some end times knowledge by taking this apocalyptic quiz.

    1. Complete this next sentence. The end of the world will occur…

    a) In 2012, coinciding with the end of the Mayan calendar.
    b) When the “fat lady” sings.
    c) When the Dow drops below 5,000.
    d) Due to unprecedented levels of stupidity in Washington.

    2. When the end of the world occurs, what is the most important thing to remember?

    a) Your absolute faith in God’s love.
    b) the pledge of allegiance.
    c) Your eternal soul.
    d) To bring clean underwear.

    3. When looking for sure signs of the end times, we are told to look for…

    a) Great signs in the heavens.
    b) “” on the internet.
    c) An increase in global disasters
    d) an increase in homeowner insurance premiums.

    4. In the end, according to Jesus’ Beatitudes sermon, who will inherit the earth?

    a) Barack Obama and Joe Biden
    b) Sarah Palin and her grandpa John.
    c) Bill Gates Jr.
    d) The “meek” (minus the usual 15% in lawyers fees).

    5. What is meant by “the rapture?”

    a) It’s something that can happen when you pick up a really heavy object.
    b) A Toronto basketball player.
    c) It’s when God will rescue His faithful before the battle of Armageddon.
    d) It’s the feeling I’ll get when the Toronto Maple Leafs finally win
    the Stanley Cup again.

    6. It is said that when Jesus returns, He will set up his earthly kingdom in…

    a) New Jersey
    b) New Hampshire
    c) Wasilla, Alaska
    d) The New Jerusalem

    7. Which of the following 2 characters did NOT help Dorothy find her way to the Emerald City?

    a) The Scarecrow
    b) The Anti-Christ
    c) The Tin Man
    d) The False Prophet
    e) The Cowardly Lion

    8. In the 11th century, the Irish Bishop Malachy made a series of predictions, meticulously listing and describing each of the remaining 112 Popes leading up to the final battle of Armageddon. According to Malachi’s predictions, only one Pope remains after our present Pope Benedict. Pick the correct one

    a) Pope Cheney, the Dick
    b) Peter, the Roman.
    c) Arnold, the Schwartzenegger
    d) Pope Obama, the flipflopper

    9. Which of the following is NOT an Edgar Cayce prophecy?

    a) Atlantis will rise from the depths of the Atlantic Ocean.
    b) In North America, a cataclysmic change will cause the Great Lakes
    to drain into the Gulf of Mexico.
    c) Both California and Japan will sink into the Pacific Ocean.
    d) Pizza will be delivered within 30 minutes – or it’s free.

    And finally…

    10. What have the prophets really been trying to warn mankind of for centuries?

    a) Of the many earth changes to come.
    b) That the mark of “the Beast” is just a bad haircut.
    c) That the words prophet and profit are surprisingly similar.
    d) That like P.T. Barnum said, there’s a sucker born every minute.

    YOUR QUIZ SCORE: Who cares? The end is near for Pete’s sake. For once in your life stop trying to be such a smarty-pants!

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  • nice one doom&gloom, that’s sort of along the lines I was thinking
    they’ve just changed the ad it now reads 25% OFF (I think) oops it’s gone

    we’ve got a boarding up and house clearance service now

    well, that makes sense (I think)

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  • You know how those ads work, don’t you? The algorithm scans the text in the site and an advert fitting the results pulls up an appropriate advert.

    The fact that we’re getting ads from end-of-the-world loons shows just how much of this site is the p4ac / s2r1 pap.

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  • I’ve read it. He thinks he is a character from the book of Revelations (last book in the Bible).

    It doesn’t hold water. The guy has missed his date, anyway!

    The end of the world will be accompanied by Supernatural Signs & Wonders.- he isn’t displaying any – that’s how you can check it out!

    Can’t waste any more time on this – I’m off to spend my way out of the current crisis (joke).

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  • Alan, thankfully none of Weylands twaddle fits in with Calleman’s Timeline of the Evolution of Consciousness.

    We moved out of the fifth night of the Galactic underworld on the 14th of this month.

    Now we can look forward to a fully ethical society once we’ve got the destruction of power out of the way

    I don’t see how wars and pestilence fits in here myself.

    Just thought I had better fill in for s2r1 who’s been very quiet recently

    I know next to nothing about Mayan stuff myself way to complicated.

    But if we are so close to the top of the consciousness tree, why does the Argos catalogue keep getting bigger?

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