Saturday, October 18, 2008
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What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can still feed a family of four. --- What's the capital of Iceland? About £3.50 --- Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon. --- What's the difference between investment bankers and pigeons? The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's. --- What's the definition of an optimist? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. --- Knock knock. (No answer). Knock knock. (No answer). Look I'm just trying to do a knock knock joke, I'm not here to repossess your house! ---