Saturday, October 18, 2008

Oooh these are good…. add your own below!

10 credit crunch jokes to have you laughing all the way to the bank

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can still feed a family of four. --- What's the capital of Iceland? About £3.50 --- Why have estate agents stopped looking out the window in the morning? Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon. --- What's the difference between investment bankers and pigeons? The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's. --- What's the definition of an optimist? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday. --- Knock knock. (No answer). Knock knock. (No answer). Look I'm just trying to do a knock knock joke, I'm not here to repossess your house! ---

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13 thoughts on “Oooh these are good…. add your own below!

  • (Joke:) “Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.”

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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. laughed? I almost cried.

    Hugo Chavez, Hu Jintao and Vladimir Putin must have been hospitalised they were laughing so hard and these bozo’s.

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  • “and these bozo’s.”

    at these bozos. (good – i got to say bozo 4 times)

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  • Excellent vid drewster!!

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  • mountain goat says:

    fantastic videos Drewster thanks

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  • hahahahaha. Here we go!

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  • drewster and MG – Classic!!

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  • IT’S NOT FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH YES IT IS !

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  • REMINDS ME OF FOCUS LAST SATURDAY

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  • sold 2 rent 1 says:

    2 words

    “spring 2010”

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