Friday, October 24, 2008

Makes me wonder if Lucy was at the dinner party.

Ask Lucy: Should I be ashamed for being an investment banker?

At a dinner party last Saturday I was asked by a fellow guest what I did and I said I was an investment banker. I might as well have said I was a paedophile. Suddenly the whole table – all friends of my wife from the art world – turned on me with such venom I was really taken aback. I tried to defend myself by saying that I had nothing to be ashamed of in the work that I do in M&A, but the more I argued the more hostile the other guests became. Next time this happens – and I fear there will be a next time – should I accept guilt for what isn’t my fault, or should I lie and say I’m a librarian? Investment banker, male, 42

Posted by lukeskywalker @ 10:11 AM (882 views)
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13 thoughts on “Makes me wonder if Lucy was at the dinner party.

  • Charlie Brooker says:

    “Suddenly the whole table – all friends of my wife from the art world – turned on me with such venom I was really taken aback”

    You reap what you sow.

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  • charlie brooker says:

    “Suddenly the whole table – all friends of my wife from the art world – turned on me with such venom I was really taken aback”

    Doubtless this individual drives an expensive exotic car in which he has enjoyed metapahorically driving over the homeless* on the way to the opera – and he expects our sympathy!

    You reap what you sow.

    * including many HPCers.

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  • Best responses:

    “Say you work for the government, this is partly true”

    “The art community is more loathesome than most AND it is capitalist pigs like bankers that afford them their folly”.

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  • Redeem yourself, jump off the nearest tall building.

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  • “Investment banker, male, 42”

    If you want to make your 43rd birthday ……………………

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  • If it was me, I’d be ashamed to ask such a dumb question!

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  • …..or quote Warhol’s “art is what you can get away with” and say you are just like them.

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  • theboltonfury says:

    what a terrible dinner party

    a set of luvvies and a banker. I’d rather drink my own pi55 than receive an invite for their next get-together

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  • Hmmm… a bunch of people who think a pile of bricks arranged in a certain way is worth millions, having a go at someone for making money unscrupulously… pots… kettles…

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  • I think the Telegraph’s Alex put it succinctly:

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  • charlie brooker says:

    I especially enjoyed

    “Next time the topic will probably have shifted to Madonna’s divorce, and you will be returned to the status you probably always had: smug, boring, philistine, too rich for your own good and an eccentric choice of husband for your nice, arty wife.”

    Mua-ha-ha!!

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  • …and a year earlier this artistes were talking about how much they’d made on their properties.

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  • “these”

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