Friday, March 28, 2008

If you can get past invincible seven foot-tall Arab Warrior, then yes, you can have a f*cking mortgage.

BANKS USE MAN-EATING TIGERS TO DETER NEW BORROWERS

"From today the Woolwich will position a pair of ravenous Bengal tigers outside its branches, while the Nationwide has rigged a boobytrap consisting of hundreds of small poisoned arrows that will be triggered by a pressure pad under the doormat."

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5 thoughts on “If you can get past invincible seven foot-tall Arab Warrior, then yes, you can have a f*cking mortgage.

  • Randomkevlar says:

    oh, that’s so funny, my favorite bit was..

    ‘The giant scorpion not only carries an instantly fatal poison in its tail but can shoot fire from its pincers. Would-be homeowners will have to stab the creature between the eyes to have any hope of borrowing more than three times their joint salary’

    Genius

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  • These must be the same tigers, arrows and arab warriors that you had to fight off in order NOT to take out 3 credit cards, a mortgage and a personal loan.

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  • crash bandicoot says:

    You want a mortgage from the Nationwide? It doesn’t work like that (not anymore anyway).

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  • little professor says:

    Enough now.

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