Friday, March 28, 2008
If you can get past invincible seven foot-tall Arab Warrior, then yes, you can have a f*cking mortgage.
BANKS USE MAN-EATING TIGERS TO DETER NEW BORROWERS
"From today the Woolwich will position a pair of ravenous Bengal tigers outside its branches, while the Nationwide has rigged a boobytrap consisting of hundreds of small poisoned arrows that will be triggered by a pressure pad under the doormat."
Posted by happyrenterz @ 01:49 PM (949 views)
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Randomkevlar says:
oh, that’s so funny, my favorite bit was..
‘The giant scorpion not only carries an instantly fatal poison in its tail but can shoot fire from its pincers. Would-be homeowners will have to stab the creature between the eyes to have any hope of borrowing more than three times their joint salary’
Genius
renting2 says:
These must be the same tigers, arrows and arab warriors that you had to fight off in order NOT to take out 3 credit cards, a mortgage and a personal loan.
crash bandicoot says:
You want a mortgage from the Nationwide? It doesn’t work like that (not anymore anyway).
Rental John says:
Good one crash bandicoot…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlW2tg-t1y4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lgbs6A2glk&feature=related
little professor says:
Enough now.