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Anyone got any other suggestions on how we can terrorise our estate agents?

Sometimes i feel like getting a tin of spray paint and writing ROBBING BA#####S on the windows.

I will love it when they start to go under. I shall be waiting outside giving a round of aplause and some profanities to go with it.

In my area estate agents have put up prices to compansate lower offers.

Are these divvys in reality..

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My method of gaining the initial upper hand with an EA is as follows:

Place a bucket of crushed ice in your car, and drive to the EA's

Sit outside in the car with your right hand wrist deep in the ice - for 30 mins.

Dry your hand. Enter the Agent's

Give the first EA to acknowledge you your outstretched right hand. Hold the handshake for a good 30 secs.

He or she will think you are the Undead.

No one messes with the Undead......

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How about setting up the HPC estate agency. We could build a base of buyers with proven ability to pay and then only allow realistic listings. 100% sales for sellers good prices for buyers! I think this is a plan too clever for any other estate agents to implement, so we would have no competition!

Phoney

Yes exactly what we need.

How anything is moving on the uk house market i have no idea.

People must be right up to the scalp in debt big time.

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My method of gaining the initial upper hand with an EA is as follows:

Place a bucket of crushed ice in your car, and drive to the EA's

Sit outside in the car with your right hand wrist deep in the ice - for 30 mins.

Dry your hand. Enter the Agent's

Give the first EA to acknowledge you your outstretched right hand. Hold the handshake for a good 30 secs.

He or she will think you are the Undead.

No one messes with the Undead......

Yeah sounds great!! i wouldnt mind biting her on the neck. ;)

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My method of gaining the initial upper hand with an EA is as follows:

Place a bucket of crushed ice in your car, and drive to the EA's

Sit outside in the car with your right hand wrist deep in the ice - for 30 mins.

Dry your hand. Enter the Agent's

Give the first EA to acknowledge you your outstretched right hand. Hold the handshake for a good 30 secs.

He or she will think you are the Undead.

No one messes with the Undead......

The you realise as you shake their hand that their hand feels cold...

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