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The Scottish Widows lady, except instead of cape and hood, just add a large scythe and a grinning skeletal face.

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I doubt that there will be such a big marketing budget for those cast of thousands adverts where well known songs are annoyingly rewritten with words like "interest" awkwardly dropped into the lyrics.

Thank God.

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The Scottish Widows lady, except instead of cape and hood, just add a large scythe and a grinning skeletal face.

It may be because I've had the day off and I spent the late afternoon in the pub but this really did make me Laugh Out Loud! :lol:

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:lol::lol::lol:

That'll work,she's now so short of money her only other alternative is going on the game.

If shes so good with numbers, how come she keeps putting a size 16 body into a size 11 dress?

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If shes so good with numbers, how come she keeps putting a size 16 body into a size 11 dress?

She has one of those bendy freakshow mirrors in her wardrobe,it gives her ultraslim hips without the need for liposuction.

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The Scottish Widows lady, except instead of cape and hood, just add a large scythe and a grinning skeletal face.

:lol::lol:

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The Scottish Widows lady, except instead of cape and hood, just add a large scythe and a grinning skeletal face.

It used to be Annabelle Lamb from '94 - 2005, another peddler of property porn!

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If shes so good with numbers, how come she keeps putting a size 16 body into a size 11 dress?

It's her own personal take on the credit crunch.

If they want something more serious, how about Geoffrey Palmer dressed as a 19th century funeral director leading a funeral procession through a foggy street. As the coffin gets nearer we see that "Cheap Credit" is written along the side.

The lid opens and a zombified Howard climbs out and begins a rendition of "Money, Money, Money"

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay

Ain't it sad

And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me

That's too bad

In my dreams I have a plan

If I got me a Halifax loan

I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball

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The Scottish Widows lady, except instead of cape and hood, just add a large scythe and a grinning skeletal face.

Thanks for tht BL giggled my **** off...I have a picture of death from the hog father doing Halifax adverts.....that coupled with the B&B lady with pants on her head and pencils up her nos, say now is a good time to invest in BTL..hehe

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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