JonoP Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 ..... The credit crisis has reached Japan ...In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extradry Martini Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Not quite racist, I suppose.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spaniard Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 And you can say goodbye to Sayonara bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Being_Patient Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 I like it! Very funny! Meanwhile Japanese fishermen are having a whale of a time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Not quite racist, I suppose.. This is better. How to spot a Jap. 1942. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renterbob Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 ..... The credit crisis has reached Japan ...In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. It's all Gook to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DementedTuna Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 how about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonToManchester Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Not quite racist, I suppose.. But slowly getting there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonoid Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Thank you for the "How to spot a jap" link. I found it invaluable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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