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Oh, this CML news is not helping the bull/VI spin of today - their rally has only been going for 12 hours for heaven's sake! Let them have some good news for a day at least.

We're standing astride the broken, bleeding bull in the ring - it's baleful, bloodshot eye begging us for mercy - it's sweating, brave flanks rising and falling.... the crowd is baying and bawling "FINISH HIM" but the bear, ever merciful cannot administer the kindest thrust...

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Oh, this CML news is not helping the bull/VI spin of today - their rally has only been going for 12 hours for heaven's sake! Let them have some good news for a day at least.

We're standing astride the broken, bleeding bull in the ring - it's baleful, bloodshot eye begging us for mercy - it's sweating, brave flanks rising and falling.... the crowd is baying and bawling "FINISH HIM" but the bear, ever merciful cannot administer the kindest thrust...

That's the least of the Bull's problems.

This gorged, yet constipated bull is so full of shit it cannot even get up on its own spindly legs. It is requesting lifting gear from the sidelines to prop it up in the pretence that it is still a functioning bull. Even the crowd have enough, they are leaving the stadium, feeling cheated and disappointed. The price of the admission ticket was way too high for this staged show and the promoters are being heckled for the return of the face value of the tickets. The box office is shut and somebody has walked off with the money.

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Oh, this CML news is not helping the bull/VI spin of today - their rally has only been going for 12 hours for heaven's sake! Let them have some good news for a day at least.

We're standing astride the broken, bleeding bull in the ring - it's baleful, bloodshot eye begging us for mercy - it's sweating, brave flanks rising and falling.... the crowd is baying and bawling "FINISH HIM" but the bear, ever merciful cannot administer the kindest thrust...

The CML knows the score, they've seen this before and they are seeing it again and Michael Coogan doesn't give two shits about the housing market so long as he can get his fat face on TV with some glum figures.

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That's the least of the Bull's problems.

This gorged, yet constipated bull is so full of shit it cannot even get up on its own spindly legs. It is requesting lifting gear from the sidelines to prop it up in the pretence that it is still a functioning bull. Even the crowd have enough, they are leaving the stadium, feeling cheated and disappointed. The price of the admission ticket was way too high for this staged show and the promoters are being heckled for the return of the face value of the tickets. The box office is shut and somebody has walked off with the money.

I ofen use the words Walking Eagle in relation to bul5hitters; "A bird so full of s.h.i.t. it can't get off the ground and fly" ;)

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The CML knows the score, they've seen this before and they are seeing it again and Michael Coogan doesn't give two shits about the housing market so long as he can get his fat face on TV with some glum figures.

I think he does and doesn't; he's gonna be virtually unemployable by any one, other than the CML, where he's practically guaranteed a position for so long as they stay in existence... <_<

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
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