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Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw After Flat Is Earmarked To Be Bulldozed By Developers

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That's kind of impressive, I'm wondering how he managed it.

If you're gonna go, might as well go out in style.

Shame he didn't wait for the bulldozers to squish him, would have been a bigger story.

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable

On a positive note, I'm sure a BTLer can use it as a notable selling point for prospective tenants to create a sense of individuality amongst a sterile block of generic flats. It'll probably even command a rent premium.

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It listed the possible cause of death of Mr Phyall as ‘complete transaction of the neck’...

Yes - its certainly possible that would kill him.

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Thats gonna give people ideas...

I just don't see how though he could have kept his hand on the throttle long enough to sever the head completely... :unsure:

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Courts killed him.

Shame he didn't have your firm conviction in the non-existence of laws and state institutions. Excess of belief in these nebulous concepts is what really finished him off, right?

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Which is more likely; that he cut his own head off or a greedy developer cut it off because he was getting in the way?

You are Jessica Fletcher and I claim my $5.

Mail it please, I don't want you turning up in my town you harpy of death you!

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On topic - is anyone else completely sickened at the way that they call him "vulnerable" like it's his fault that he couldn't take the hassle he was given?

Statist ******ing scum.

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Shame he didn't have your firm conviction in the non-existence of laws and state institutions. Excess of belief in these nebulous concepts is what really finished him off, right?

No.

The threats made to him by idiots who do believe in fairy tales did.

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Thats gonna give people ideas...

I just don't see how though he could have kept his hand on the throttle long enough to sever the head completely... :unsure:

Gaffa tape the handle, Gaffa tape it to the edge of a table, fall forwards?

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Guest Skint Academic

He certainly isn't well now.

"It is understood police are not treating his death as suspicious."

Whereas if he stabbed himself in his own back then they might just start to wonder ...

How on earth do you chainsaw your own head off??? We need details!

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Good God!

We have professionals competing for council housing with asylum seekers, ever increasing numbers of the people living in caravans, disabled people driven from their homes by greedy developers.

When is this madness going to end?!

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How on earth do you chainsaw your own head off??? We need details!

Kneel on the floor, holding the chainsaw over your head and cut downwards. As the spine is severed the weight of the chainsaw will finish the job for you, even as it slows down.

Worked for me many times.

Erm, I mean...

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Good God!

We have professionals competing for council housing with asylum seekers, ever increasing numbers of the people living in caravans, disabled people driven from their homes by greedy developers.

When is this madness going to end?!

It's time for a really ******ing messy revolution.

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ROFL!

"An inquest is now being carried out into the exact cause of death"

HE CUT HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CHAINSAW!

- Chris, London

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Which is more likely; that he cut his own head off or a greedy developer cut it off because he was getting in the way?

Were his arms cut off as well?

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This is madness.

Why didnt he cut the developers head off with a chainsaw, done us all a favour.

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The petrol in the chainsaw is worth twice the house price.

You only get to kill yourself once, this guy picked a ******ing great one.

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The Ambulance Service gets the award for understatement of the year

‘A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.’

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Wow. Shocking. I don't see how it's possibe to do it either - and don't forget itas only the coroner who spotted that those two french students have been stabbed over 200 times.

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