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Relief as House prices show signs of Correcting.

House prices stupidly high & unsustainable says PM after BOE rate hike.

BTL empires break new moral obscenity laws. Wilsons arrested.

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Read all about it.

Laura seen on Bloo Loo seat.!!

EXTRA EXTRA!

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Government Admits That HIPs Were A Hopeless Mistake

Brown Vows To Cut Government Waste by £20 billion A Year

All Quangos To Be Scrapped (see also above)

Blair Admits That He Got Everything Wrong And Cunningly Timed His Exit So That It Would All Be Blamed On Gordon

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Consumers sue the central banks for negligence.

Banking is fraud all debt rescinded.

The following will be executed at dawn Bernanke, Brown, Blair, Bush, King, Greenspan, George

Pots of gold found at end of Rainbow, UK is now the richest nation on earth.

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Guest Bart of Darkness
Hara wins lottery, buys Labour Party, sacks lying scum.

A headline writer may have made it sound more catchy though.

Lucky Lotto winner lambastes lying Labour losers

or as the Sun might put it

New Labour owner in steamy love romp shocka!!!

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PM KYLIE ANNOUNCES NEW CABINET

chief spin doctor Financial Planner hints realist bear, dr bubb, dstars, cgnao to head treasury think tank

other news:

MI5: "We have intelligence Allsopp is hiding in the Berkshire/Surrey border region"

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UK children ask why they weren't consulted on bank bailouts.

(after all they will be paying for it... and their children...) :(

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UK children ask why they weren't consulted on bank bailouts.

(after all they will be paying for it... and their children...) :(

Prescott Eats Brown, blames depression

Edited by renterbob

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I've been waiting years for this story

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Not reality as it's Norwich.

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High Court decision, Prescott forced to repay the total cost of his Labour years, not just his salary. Must work for LA emptying bins until age 75 & live in a Hull ghetto.

"A vile unprecedented waste of tax payers money"

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Guest Mr Parry
Not HPC related, but I rather like this headline in the Telegraph;

Lesbian vampire jailed for sex killing

What's not to like. Story's grim, but headline's a winner.

If funky headlines is what you want, you can't beat The Pattaya Mail, or Pattaya Daily, or even Pattaya People News

Recent one was the best : "Lunatic Crashes Faulty Fire Engine"

I kid you not!

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Guest Shedfish

Ashford BTL King has Property Empire Reposessed

Brown Down Straw Poor and Darling Starving after Cooper's Blooper

Blair Arrested for War Crimes

Brown Arrested for Grand Larceny

Bush Arrested for War Crimes and Grand Larceny

Michael Winner Arrested on Clapham Common / hit by freak storm / abducted by aliens / declared bankrupt

Labour declared bankrupt, liable for millions

Ahmadinejad Looks Like Columbo, says Rushdie

Bush Greets Italian Premier Berlusconi in Spanish, at G8 (hang on..)

etc etc

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Kirsty & Co are being taken to court by those who have been on the program and bought at the height of the housing boom. These people believed they were professional knowledgeable people (yeah right!) and the tv program portrayed them as so. As a result those people now in negative equity are suing these people on the back of them suggesting house prices always go up. So in effect they are to indemnify any losses incurred by these people :lol:

Seriously though I would be looking to take them to court if I had been on that show :angry:

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Brown to be put in stocks for 3 weeks in Trafalgar square, public urged to bring their own tomatoes

Senior CAD Technicians to get 100% pay rise and back dated to their 16th birthday

House prices dropped by 80%

contact made with Extra Teresteral life, meeting set up

Robin Cook reunited with his own race atfer last weeks ET meeting

all cars that monkey want's will get free tax, Fuel and MoT

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  • 395 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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