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Play along with this for a bit.... :lol:

I supply Broadcast equipment to all the major channels and many of the programmes you all watch ( Including property porn :o ) are produced using my equipment. The BBC is one of my biggest clients but we also deal with everyone else, ITV, Ch4, SKY etc and we also supply all the equipment needed to produce feature films.

I have the facilties to produce and edit material in full HD.

Just imagine we found enough skilled people who use this forum, with all my FREE kit we could make a wonderful Doco, highlighting the accuracy of many predictions with a few future ones chucked in. We could interview posters whose identity could be protected.

Just imagine Paddles, Injin, The masked tulip. Laura..Eric Pebbles...Too many to mention all giving oppinions with only a silhouette showing with the voices disguised. FP could narate and we could show a few old clips where he has been proved so completely correct.

We could show the history of HPC, Plenty of graphs and basically FP could direct any future interviewers to the documentary made in 2008. This would include the false dawn of 2005 and the reasons why.

We have the Equipment, Producer, narrator, plenty of cast ( All at no cost )

HPC Management would have full control over content and image rights!! This would be a little project for me and I would imagine an enjoyable one. This site has and will save me a fortune through knowledge so I am happy to give something back.

Any thoughts? Just a bit of fun

or is it? ;) Could it work?

Bosh

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Yeah :lol: Open university programme on BBC2.

Joking aside, it will happen at somepoint, when people of the public scream for answers.

At the moment, people think a credit crunch is some passing fad like Bird flu, when it is more serious and protracted

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Good idea.

If you like to get involved you could also check this lot out...

Priced out

They are frequently contacted to give alternative views to the vested interest bull$hit we normally have to put up with.

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Any thoughts? Just a bit of fun

or is it? ;) Could it work?

Bosh

Count me in (running and teamaking)

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Good Idea. You'll need a good director and scriptwriter as well.

Red has written radio plays for the BBC on this very topic, so perhaps he could help with the script.

Do we have any documentary directors on the board?

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Play along with this for a bit.... :lol:

I supply Broadcast equipment to all the major channels and many of the programmes you all watch ( Including property porn :o ) are produced using my equipment. The BBC is one of my biggest clients but we also deal with everyone else, ITV, Ch4, SKY etc and we also supply all the equipment needed to produce feature films.

I have the facilties to produce and edit material in full HD.

Just imagine we found enough skilled people who use this forum, with all my FREE kit we could make a wonderful Doco, highlighting the accuracy of many predictions with a few future ones chucked in. We could interview posters whose identity could be protected.

Just imagine Paddles, Injin, The masked tulip. Laura..Eric Pebbles...Too many to mention all giving oppinions with only a silhouette showing with the voices disguised. FP could narate and we could show a few old clips where he has been proved so completely correct.

We could show the history of HPC, Plenty of graphs and basically FP could direct any future interviewers to the documentary made in 2008. This would include the false dawn of 2005 and the reasons why.

We have the Equipment, Producer, narrator, plenty of cast ( All at no cost )

HPC Management would have full control over content and image rights!! This would be a little project for me and I would imagine an enjoyable one. This site has and will save me a fortune through knowledge so I am happy to give something back.

Any thoughts? Just a bit of fun

or is it? ;) Could it work?

Bosh

Bosh - I used to be luvvie... I mean, deep voice, a serious documentary film-maker. Several other HPCers I know on here also currently work in telly or used to. I would be interested ;)

Actually, I am more interested in what kit you supply and am curious what cameras the Beeb, ITN and Co are buying these days? The days of 50K camera are long gone I have heard - are they? I am told that they are spending less than 5K a camera these days and getting away with it - would be interested to hear your views on that?

Right, I am off for my croissant and a look through Broadcast, The Stage and Playluvvie!

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Good Idea. You'll need a good director and scriptwriter as well.

Red has written radio plays for the BBC on this very topic, so perhaps he could help with the script.

Do we have any documentary directors on the board?

Me, me, me, me, me! I have the beret, the big cigar, the white polo neck cashmere jumper, the funny German style flared at hip jodphurs, the tan brown leather knee-length boots and the riding crop already.

Have never used them to make a film before though! :blink:

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Play along with this for a bit.... :lol:

I supply Broadcast equipment to all the major channels and many of the programmes you all watch ( Including property porn :o ) are produced using my equipment. The BBC is one of my biggest clients but we also deal with everyone else, ITV, Ch4, SKY etc and we also supply all the equipment needed to produce feature films.

I have the facilties to produce and edit material in full HD.

Just imagine we found enough skilled people who use this forum, with all my FREE kit we could make a wonderful Doco, highlighting the accuracy of many predictions with a few future ones chucked in. We could interview posters whose identity could be protected.

Just imagine Paddles, Injin, The masked tulip. Laura..Eric Pebbles...Too many to mention all giving oppinions with only a silhouette showing with the voices disguised. FP could narate and we could show a few old clips where he has been proved so completely correct.

We could show the history of HPC, Plenty of graphs and basically FP could direct any future interviewers to the documentary made in 2008. This would include the false dawn of 2005 and the reasons why.

We have the Equipment, Producer, narrator, plenty of cast ( All at no cost )

HPC Management would have full control over content and image rights!! This would be a little project for me and I would imagine an enjoyable one. This site has and will save me a fortune through knowledge so I am happy to give something back.

Any thoughts? Just a bit of fun

or is it? ;) Could it work?

Bosh

I've pm'd you on this. Sounds fascinating.

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Haha what a bunch of retards. What does brains get you? They would know how to make money in the real world! :lol::lol::lol:

Well one of them at least is one of the richest men in the world!

(Clue : bottom left corner)

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Play along with this for a bit.... :lol:

I supply Broadcast equipment to all the major channels and many of the programmes you all watch ( Including property porn :o ) are produced using my equipment. The BBC is one of my biggest clients but we also deal with everyone else, ITV, Ch4, SKY etc and we also supply all the equipment needed to produce feature films.

I have the facilties to produce and edit material in full HD.

Just imagine we found enough skilled people who use this forum, with all my FREE kit we could make a wonderful Doco, highlighting the accuracy of many predictions with a few future ones chucked in. We could interview posters whose identity could be protected.

Just imagine Paddles, Injin, The masked tulip. Laura..Eric Pebbles...Too many to mention all giving oppinions with only a silhouette showing with the voices disguised. FP could narate and we could show a few old clips where he has been proved so completely correct.

We could show the history of HPC, Plenty of graphs and basically FP could direct any future interviewers to the documentary made in 2008. This would include the false dawn of 2005 and the reasons why.

We have the Equipment, Producer, narrator, plenty of cast ( All at no cost )

HPC Management would have full control over content and image rights!! This would be a little project for me and I would imagine an enjoyable one. This site has and will save me a fortune through knowledge so I am happy to give something back.

Any thoughts? Just a bit of fun

or is it? ;) Could it work?

Bosh

Where you based?

If its London, forget it.

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I've been in TV broadcast graphics, animation, special effects for over ten years (specialise in title sequences).

Willing to chip in if there is a decent producer and no wannabees (and of course a way of making some moolah) ;) .

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Can I do the `on location' bits, reporting fearlessly from Florida and Spain?

You will also need volunteers to do the Roger Cook bit - doorstepping Kirsty and shouting questions at her as she is bundled into a car and speeds off nearly running over the camera crew.

The programme should finish with a serious voice saying:

"If you've been affected by any of the issues in this programme, then........................(recording of Nelson in the Simpsons laughing)

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Me, me, me, me, me! I have the beret, the big cigar, the white polo neck cashmere jumper, the funny German style flared at hip jodphurs, the tan brown leather knee-length boots and the riding crop already.

Have never used them to make a film before though! :blink:

You forgot the eyepatch and the chihuahua.

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Just to get us in the mood, can some of you Photoshop experts give as a taste of what the FILM POSTER might look like, if we have a 'cross-over' success into cinema distribution?

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It would be interesting door-stepping Krusty and the various other property porn programme types. We go could on location, location, location looking for them couldn't we?

Note my interesting use of a TV term and the name of a property porn programme - cunning huh ;)

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It would be interesting door-stepping Krusty and the various other property porn programme types. We go could on location, location, location looking for them couldn't we?

What's Roger Cook doing these days?

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Hiding in the mountains with Bruce Lee and Elvis

Looks like he's still alive and kicking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Cook_(journalist)

I'd love to see this:

A puppet version of Cook also appeared in the satirical series Spitting Image. In one such sketch he goes to the Heavenly Gates and confronts God as if He were a crooked estate agent who promised land to the Jews, only to offer the same land to the Arabs under the name of Allah.

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