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Nicholas Cage

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I thought we like to make fun of ourselves sometimes, after a few entries I or someone else can replace the HYS generator variables with the ones you provide, and mix them together so it's still a little bit funny. The entries don't have to make sense as you add them, just work in the category .

Shamlessly stolen from <!-- Copyright 2008 Chris + Ed - c.o ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com -->

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougoliveth...he-twit-o-tron/

Each section needs about 60 entries.

Reply to this and add to the quotes sticking to the theme and layout, hope this makes sense. My additions are in bold.

var opening1 = new Array(

"This is just typical",

"Oh here we go again",

"this post will probably be deleted. ",

"I think we all know whats going on here. ",

"I read about this in the Daily Mail",

"I heard this on Radio 4"

var opening2 = new Array(

"I heard this week that",

"I read that",

"studies show that",

"did you know that",

"I couldn't care less but ",

"its the ethnic minorities, gays and lesbians complaining again.",

"when will people realise that",

"IMO",

"in my opinion",

"its the farm cottage owners getting angry"

var hated_object = new Array(

"im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are",

"This country is overflowing with illegal immigrants, even the local chippy is run by poles. They are",

"pedophiles are",

"paedos are",

"Gordon Brown is",

"Nu-Labour is",

"New Labour is",

"Labour is",

"migrants are",

"Lettings agents are"

var terrible_thing = new Array(

"bending over backwards for the ethnic minorities in a white country",

"taking over the government",

"raping our kids",

"moaning about \"human rights\" again",

"killing our kids",

"going to put us all in Death Camps",

"putting flouride in our drinking water",

"lecturing us about yobs \"rights\"",

"destroying our once great country",

"getting tax-payers money",

"dumbing us down",

"stealing our cats"

var because = new Array (

"they hate the British people",

"it's politically correct",

"the country is full.",

"they are foreign and it's what they do",

"they have been incompetent since day 1",

"of terrorists",

"they are barely human",

"they hate builders"

var imperative = new Array(

"We must",

"Every British working man must",

"It is vital that we",

"Read my lips: ",

"Come on",

"True patriots must",

"FTBs must"

var signoff = new Array(

"Next we'll have pedofiles teaching our kids to swim",

"No doubt this is legal under the eu human rights act",

"No doubt this is illegal under the eu human rights act",

"Soon this country will be majority muslim with a mosk in every village!!!",

"This is a Christian country we must all have christian values",

"If you like it so much why dont you go live there",

"Next they'll be selling our houses to banks"

var author = new Array(

"NuLabour MUST GO",

"Liberal_lefty_bias",

"Common sence",

"going_to_the_dogs",

"[its_an_Outrage]",

"Crash is coming"

var authorloc = new Array(

"Tunbridge Wells",

"Blighty",

"England",

"ENGLISH AND PROUD",

"BTL heaven"

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An argument between 2 HPCers: ;)

var opening1 = new Array(

I have backed up my arguments all along

var opening2 = new Array(

Use facts, logic and evidence.

var hated_object = new Array(

Fictitious Money

var terrible_thing = new Array(

LIAR LOANS

var because = new Array (

£1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bn

var imperative = new Array(

Buy Gold

var signoff = new Array(

All banking is fraud.

var authorloc = new Array(

16 Paragraphs.

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An argument between 2 HPCers: ;)

var opening1 = new Array(

I have backed up my arguments all along

var opening2 = new Array(

Use facts, logic and evidence.

var hated_object = new Array(

Fictitious Money

var terrible_thing = new Array(

LIAR LOANS

var because = new Array (

£1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bn

var imperative = new Array(

Buy Gold

var signoff = new Array(

All banking is fraud.

var authorloc = new Array(

16 Paragraphs.

:lol:

But!

I don't advocate holding gold!

Hmm does Eric?

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But!

I don't advocate holding gold!

Hmm does Eric?

Hmm...I agree...this could indeed be the new mega turbo HD Eric, AKA Radge

If so then welcome home Mr Pebble!

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