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I BEEN DOING BLOGS IN THE NORWICH EAST ANGLIAN PAGES, my passions are my family, essex at cricket , colchester at football, gambling and smoking fine pot, unlike 90% of my fellow smokers who smoke government gear, the stuff that do not make rebel cause there is no thc in it, last year you need to prove you were not in al queda and you had a mortgage to get into middleclassbury, this year 25% tickets not sold, oh dear your 60s f.....g hippies are now todays bank managers, the 60s hippies the modern bankers go to glastonbury to hear shakin stevens doing THIS OLD HOUSE . WELLER YOU SOLD OUT ON US U BUGGER. things are that bad in banking this year neil diamond had to change the words to his biggest hit not, all the crack head bankers are skint now its time after buying back all their toxic shit they sold to everyone else , they now go to doctor and ask for cocoa but doc gives them PROZAC. SO HERS NEILS NEW HIT, NOT LOVE ON THE ROCKS , BUT LOVE ON THE PROZAC, THE JAM 1977 DONT TELL EM YOUR SANE , GEORGE YOU APPEAR TO BE MAKING SENSE SOME 60 YEARS LATER. IM 40 ON 26TH JULY AND 20 20 IS 40 THE FINALS IN SOUTHAMPTON , I M MAD MAKE NO BONES APART BUT I SEEN ESSEX SO MUCH IT WAS MY EDUCATION , I HATED SCHOOL AND THE DICKHEAD TEACHERS, THEY HATE U IF URE CLEVER. THE CUNNING TEACHERS WHO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN, THE DREAM SELLERS, the one in six who go to c a b with over 50k of debt, the head master who gets bunged to let barclays come talk to your washed up 15 year old child, why not send the army in . NO NEED. i blogged this before, your the new black and tans, just not ireland this time, the plans the 3 options, 1 pay your debts , 2 do 10 years in prison 3 pardon if sign up for 3 years with the new black and tans in iran, my pot make me angry does yours, by the way mr weller my child hood hero, the kids that loved you are all turning 40, milk snatchers generation, to young for the pistols, so why u sell out, u know lennon gave nixon more shit than mcgovern early 70s, so it likes teachers will be on gordons front line <the flea army> front line ha ha u got to choice between no socialist party <no labour > or the no capatilist party <eaton rifle> both the same middle ground nazi s , 650 mps by the way mp stands for MONEY PRIN TER AND mcc stands for middle class female anatomy, so out of 650 mps i ant heard 1 that tells u inflation has sod all to do with price rises, thats when us fickies work it out, no inflation its easy , its called money printing at a guess in the high teens soon to be in the high 20s, teach your kids to comply or die, never, troops should be in bacton and zimbabwe at least well win at something, rather than iraq and afghanistan, gordons only last throw of the dice, to go up in the polls they forgot to tell you you have to pick on some weak bugger who you can win within 7 days not lose over 50 years m8, i still think you d do better legalising pot, 2 million votes gone begging, dad says i m silly but he would he is part of the brick mafia , fact more pot smokers than members of all parties but together x2 , pity you smoke government gear ,i dont, i been knicked for smoke , plenty of times, the judge seemed shocked to see such a nice man , i been knicked 18 times in the 90s and 6 in the naughties, idiny care, my mumas relative edward lear , queen vics drug supplier, i never hurt no body, only smoke pot, when i left school i was 16 stone 8 ibs on 5 beers a go. now at 40 smoke loads of pot and am 12 stone 5 ish, i take speed over power,once fat think fat always fat lol leave my fat m8s alone, mr weller do want to be remebered by the wrong crowd , out of my nazi m8s i got a few , most like the jam, they cant read they cant right, but to be fair fair there london exiles, i was always the pinko, how can u be a pinko now , no pink in pinko like no labour in labour. communist like china or russia, my 3 essex heros 1st keith william robert fletcher the finest leader of esssex ever . 2nd the man i used to follow, waltrer tyler leader of the peasants revolt, and 3rd ly the essex boy we must all follow now , the ESSEX gang , the gregory gangs finest, DICK TURPIN. NO BODYS PERFECT SO PERFECT WHY DONT YOU VOTE FOR THEM. 160K 2004 HOUSE =800 OZ GOLD WENT UP DID NOT TO 250 K JULY 2007 BUT YOU GOT 555 OZ OF GOLD WENTO 225K NOW BUT TO SELL 200K WHICH IS 444 OZ GOLD WAIT TILL AUG 2012 5TH BIRTHDAY YOUR 140 K HOUSE WOW GOLD DOUBLED OVER 5 YEARS THIS 5 YEARS WORSE WITH TOXIC PAPER SHIT SO GOLD NOT DOUBLE TO $2,000 IN 2012 SO THATS 140 OZ OF GOLD FOR YOUR BRICKS, LETS PLAY MATHS 800 TO 140 THATS A LOSS OF 82.5% IN GOLD IN 8 YEARS , TELL ME IM DICK HEAD POT SMOKER WHOSE STONED ON WEED, COL U TILL I DIE , LOVE YOU ALL SPEAK TO YOU SOON.

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neil diamonds middle name is Leslie
AND THE NAME HAS ONLY BEEN USED LAST 100 TO 150 YEARS AS 1ST NAME IT COMES OVER FROM BELGIUM WITH THE NORMANS MEANS LE SLIE THE SLEAZY THE SHADY, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ASK QUEENY, ALEXANDER LESLIE GOT KNOBBED OFF TOO THE EARL OF LEVEN , CHARLIE BOY 1ST HAD NOT MUCH CHOICE , CROMWELL GAVE HIM £400,000 K FOR KING IN 1600,S . I ANT GOT IT BUT THIS IS THE CRAZY RED HAIRED GANG, ALEXANDER DUMPED THE HAPPSBURG ARMY AT WITTSTOCK 1636, LUTZEN 1632, LIKE GRANDAD AT SPORT HE DID NY F ABOUT, 1932 MONKEY YEAR WATER MONKEY YEAR, LESLIE 1632 NUREMBERG LUTZEN LESLIE 14TH JAN 1933 MY GRANDAD CHINESE YEAR NOT CHANGED FROM 1932 , 14 1 33 WALSALL 2 ARSENAL 0 , 1812 EDWARD LEAR BORN WATER MONKEY, 1992 MY BOY BORN, ALL WATER MONKEY YEAR, ME 1968 FIRE MONKEY, AND LION, I ALWAYS THOUGHT ALEXANDER AND ME GRANDAD WERE RELATED, IT SAYS LESLIE S ARE RELATED TO ATILLA , IT SAYS ANY UN KNOBY LESLIE IS RELATED TO ALEXANDER, THEY DEPORTED US, AFTER BATTLE OF WORCESTER, FLETCHERS BIRTHPLACE ESSEX CAPTAIN 1979, THEY SENT US TO W INDIES , THE BLLOD FEUD IS WITH THE FORBES, BULLY FORBES BROKE THE BOAT RECORD FOR SLAVE SHIP FOR SCOUSE TO MELBOURNE, I THINK IT STOOD AT 120 DAYS , FORBES DID IT IN 76 I THINK , KILLED NEARLY EVERYBODY, TOOK 84 TO GET BACK BUD. ANDY LESLIE NEW ZEALAND RUGBY CAPTAIN 1970S , BY THE WAY MY DAD IS JOHN LOL THE DICK ON BLUE PETER USES LESLIE AS HIS STAGE NAME, HIS STAGE NAME HAS RUBBED OFF LOL. THE BLOODY TEACHERS DID NOT TEACH ME THIS, ALEXANDER LESLIE IS CLASSED AS EUROPE S 1ST TERRRORIST, HE FOUGHT FOR THE DUTCH AGAINST THE SPANISH, THEN THE SWEDES AGAINST THE HAPPSBURG, THE SWEDES BOGGED OF TO DO THE POLES, AND LEFT LESLIE WITH THE SAME USELESS GERMAN ARMY THAT GOT THE DANES TO INVADE GERMANY AND WE AINT HEARD FROM THE DANES SINCE, GUSTAPHOS ADOLPHUS KING OF SWEDEN, DIED 1ST DAY 1ST BATTLE AT LUTZEN 1632, THE SWEDES MADE A SCOT HEAD OF THERE ARMY, MY TEAM COLCHESTER UNITED GOT THE EAGLE AS BADGE, ON IT WAS THE NAZI SIGN, THEY SAY HITLER NICKED IT HINDU PEACE SYMBOL, IM NOT SO SURE , I RECKON THE HAPPSBURG HAD BEEN USING IT, IN THE 90S THEY PUT THE SWASTICA BACK ON COLCHESTER FLAG, THE HAPPSBURG WERE HOLY ROMAN EMPERORS, BOY ALEXANDER DID NOT SEEM TO LIKE THAT WORD, SO THE COLCHESTER UNITED FLAG GOT A GOOD KICKING AT WITTSTOCK, LESLIE HAMMERED TILLY AND WOLFIENSTEIN AGAINAST MASSIVE ODDS, LIKE WALSALL 2 ARSENAL 0 , LESLIE CAME HOME TO SCOTLAND FOR CIVIL WAR BUT BY NOW HE WAS OLD , HE WAS CROMWELLS BOSS AT MARSTON MOOR 1644 MONKEY YEAR , HE WAS 64, RAN OFF TO LEEDS WHEN SHIT HIT FAN HE WAS NO CROMWELL FAN JUST HATED CHARLES 1 , HE KIDNAPPED CHARLES 1 AND 2 , HE DID 2 STRETCHES IN THE BLACK TOWER BUT HE WAS STILL IN CHARGE OF THE SWEDISH ARMY, THE SWEDES WOULD OF ATTACKED OVER HIM, ENGLAND WAS POOR, SWEDEN WOULD HAVE MULLERED IT 1640S, HE DOUBLE CROSSED CROMWELL FOR THE 400K , THE KING GAVE HIM LAND AND TITLE LEVEN IF HE HANDED KING INTO MANCHESTER KINGS M8, LESLIE GOT HIS DOE AND THE KING DONE A RUNNER, LOOK OUT GORDON THIS IS THE GEEZER WHO SOLD THE SCOTTISH ROYAL FAMILY DOWN THE BOG M8, ALEXANDER WAS ABANDONED AT BIRTH RAISED BY THE CAMPBELLS , IRISH GEEZER ONCE TOLD ME I WAS DODGY BECAUSE OF THE HAIR ON MY BACK OF MY NECK, THIS IS SAME TIME AS THE 3 MUSKETEERS , BOY THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN SHIT IF THEY BUMPED INTO ALEXANDER. IF MY GRANDAD WAS RELATED TO ALEXANDER, THEN 3 WAS NOT MANY , THEY NOBBED LOADS OF EM OFF , THEY KICKED EM OUT THE LORDS YIPPEE, McCARTNEY GOT MARRIED IN LESLIE CASTLE , THIS IS LIKE THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER M8 THE TODAY EARL OF ROTHES IS CALLED JAMES LESLIE WHAT A TEA LEAF LOL, ALL THE NAMES IN DAD AND GRANDAD AND GREAT GRANDAD SUGGEST THEY NAME EM BACK, IM THE ODD ONE OUT MUM NAMED ME, IF MUM HAD NOT MARRIED DAD LIKE NOW, I WOULD BE CALLED EDWARD LEAR STRAIGHT UP MY MUM HATED THE NAME TED, BOTH THESE DUDES GOT NURSURY RYTHMES THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT FOR LEAR AND THE CROOKED GENERAL FOR ALEXANDER. EDWARD LEARS DAD IS A GOOD ONE , I GOT BIG TRAITS, HE WAS OVER 6FT TALL BLUE EYES BLONDE HAIR OF DANISH ASSENT . EDWARD LEAR GOT TO DRAW THE PICTURES IN THE DERBYS HOUSE UP NORTH , HE DID NT JUST TURN UP DOOR TO DOOR ILL BET, SO THE DERBY EDWARD KNOCKED ABOUT WITH BECAME PRIME MINISTER STANLEY DO YOU RECKON HE TOOK EDWARDS OPIUM LIKE QUEENIE DID. WELL HIS OLD MAN WAS M8S WITH THE DERBY , TURNS OUT EDWARDS DAD WOULD HAVE BEEN AT 1ST DERBY WITH THE DERBY , ANY WAY EDWARDS DAD DID THE KINGS JAIL FOR DEBTS STOCKBROKER AND GAMBLING, I ANT NO KNOB BUT I GOT THE MADDEST OF GENES , THE LEARS CAME FROM THE WEST THEY LIVED NEAR WINCANTON MIDDLECLASSTONBURY WAY , I GOT RELATED TO THE GREAT SAILOR BOY S LEFT BEHIND, OUR FINEST SMUGGLERS , YOU UP FOR THIS FIGHT BUD, DONT WILT THEY GONNA TRY AND GET YOU, DON T LET EM GRIND YOU. THE SEA S GONE OUT YOU STAND AND WONDER BUT SHIT IT S COMING BACK IN NO TSUNAMI . LAST TIME THEY PUT THE RATES DOWN TO SAVE THEIR BENT STOCK MARKET,, NOW WHAT 2% BUD AND 19% DOWN ACCORDING TO THEIR LIES, GOLDS NOT GOING TO DOUBLE ITS GOING TO TREBLE AT THIS RATE, ILL MAKE MISTAKES IM HEAD STRONG, BUT ILL MAKE EM, IM NOT FOLLOWING , CIVIL DISOBEDIANCE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ANSWER ANYBODY UP FOR IT ALEXANDER LESLIE BORN 1580 DIED 4TH APRIL 1664? 4TH APRIL THOUGH, HE NAILED LUTHERS LETER ON THE DOOR AND DIED 4TH APRIL , ODD ML KING DIED 4TH APRIL FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST NOT YET
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my god no wonder they changed the regulation on fair ground rides, do your seat belts up , and be prepared for a rough crossing, look at that graph, freak out time, thank you ladbrokes all forgiven, at least i was to busy reading the racing paper to bother about houses , very vaguely thought about it , but thatcher put me off buying , thank you maggie you slag, infact the slag who brought slag into our island via the docks of wivenhoe, john and edwina , what about maggie and arthur . sup up your beer pick up your fags theres a row going on down near slough essex till i die thanks for that graph its good

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neil diamonds middle name is Leslie

hey when i was a child , we used to chant he s fat he s round he s never at the ground , sorry bob lol , and to be fair since you jumed off your boat everybody thought bang goes my pension better buy some bricks, 1st bit was right but the 2nd looks like lemings at the cliffs edge , £65 a week for one bugger left in his council house, even by norwichs standards very cheap think for yourself , gamble on any thing , ill give you 20 to 1 brazil or italy winning world cup 2014 not a myan one but look i get your 1 now you may get 21 vintage 2014 toxin . 1 nows bad but 21 in 2014 may be less lol. i stand for being head money printer and my job would be tell everybody how much money i printed . simple saFe and to the point. just remember william pryn ,had 2 disfigurements by charles 1 one was an ear . 2 sentances in black tower, so who got the job as barstard jailer of the black tower when cromwell took power, william pryn lol did he turn the other cheek no he chopped it off, what goes around comes around, why do u pick a person to work on a till with money, because they are honest, i m honest , unlike our money printers. gold goes up oil goes up everything goes up , BECAUSE WE PRINT MORE AND MORE MONEY. IM SURE OF THIS . HITLER CAME TO POWER JUST LIKE THIS, THE GERMANS FELL FOR THE BANKERS ARE OUR GODS, MY GRANDAD MY GOD , HE FED ME, HE FED MY DAD, YOU CALL ME DUMB BROTHER, ODD ODD ODD BUT NOT DUMB, CHIP ON MY SHOULDER NO THE WHOLE SHOP M8 . HOW MANY RIVERS DO WE HAVE TO CROSS BEFORE WE CAN SPEAK TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER LOL

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i think the toads in power or when eaton rifle gets there , will have to have a property tax , they charge you per year for owning a house, because your not making them any stamp duty people, u have stoped making them money, your no use to them now, they do not want to play any more, am i off my head, who knows not me anyhow lol, you want to solve this, wait until we hit the middle ,when the land gets dirt cheap and buy all the cheap land build houses for all the people who failed house maths at schools , they will be chuffed with you ,even vote for you, the banks will be doing buy 1 get 5 free by then , dont bail barclays , i worked there 1 week work experience they offered me job, no way , in 1984 i sneaked a look at accounts all the norfolk clergy had shit loads in south africa, i would nt buy an orange, let the banks rot, cats out the bag now.

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