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"I am highly elated by today's trading result, " said Heather Mills as she

drenched the Chief Executive of HBOS with a jug of water.

"I put all of my £24 million settlement into HBOS shares yesterday and I

am ****ing delighted with the ****ing result !"

Heather Mills sister and trainer then assisted her to unclench her teeth and

drove her straight to the Priory Clinic.

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"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

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Paul stood upon the grassy bank,

His heart was all a-quiver,

She took off her suspender belt,

And her leg fell in the river. :P

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Reporters asked Paul if he'd ever go down on one knee again.

He said "please use her proper name".

Guys, please.

Yes, Mucca is a deranged gold-digger but do we really have to throw in her physical injuries as a p*ss-take?

Anyway, for what it`s worth, she`s going to have to keep her stupid mouth shut; I guess she got quite a handsome payout, but regret no9t being able to `dish the dirt` on her ex-hubby (how anyone cannot be happy with a £24 mil. payout beggars belief!) <_<

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  • 294 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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