sleepless Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 watching property porn now has become just that for me. I like to watch Beeny, Jasmin )jonnys mate), Kirsty & Amanda for the outfitas there wear and their womanly bits. At the moment I rate Jasmine, closely followed by Amanda. Beeny can be a dark horse sometimes (if she's not about to pop). Kirsty is way behind darlings. Ok I'm sad, sexist etc. but thats all thats left for me in these programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hooded C law Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 watching property porn now has become just that for me.I like to watch Beeny, Jasmin )jonnys mate), Kirsty & Amanda for the outfitas there wear and their womanly bits. At the moment I rate Jasmine, closely followed by Amanda. Beeny can be a dark horse sometimes (if she's not about to pop). Kirsty is way behind darlings. Ok I'm sad, sexist etc. but thats all thats left for me in these programs. Of all the property porn presenters it has to be Beeny. She's hot in an uncoventional way reminds me a bit of Mariella Frostrop. I'd slip her the length no problem. Kirsty on the other hand is a double bagger - a definite 6 pinter. Not only is she ugly but she dresses like a woman twice her age. Still her funbags don't look too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheer Heart Attack Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Lamb's lovely. Beeny's fine. However, non-property related, the winner must be Erin Burnett who presents CNBC between 6pm and 7pm UK time. Fine fine fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Of all the property porn presenters it has to be Beeny. She's hot in an uncoventional way reminds me a bit of Mariella Frostrop. I'd slip her the length no problem.Kirsty on the other hand is a double bagger - a definite 6 pinter. Not only is she ugly but she dresses like a woman twice her age. Still her funbags don't look too bad. 6 pints, yeah, but of vodka before I'd even consider Krusty All-sloppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wario Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Fit like yersel, loon? Fa's fit fir fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespasian Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 6 pints, yeah, but of vodka before I'd even consider Krusty All-sloppy. Nonsense, most fellas would slip her the schlong in a heartbeat - the rest are liars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Nonsense, most fellas would slip her the schlong in a heartbeat - the rest are liars There's too many associations with her, if she was willing to be that intimate with me, I think I'd rather strangle her. Afterwards, however, you may be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skint Academic Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Honestly you lot, Kirsty is a human being as well. She's not just a bit of meat that needs porking. She does have a brain too you know! .... Naaah OK, only joking, it's Kirsty we're talking about here. Carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepless Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 No votes for Jasmin then. She's got a fine pair and lovely legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fed Up Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Will Sarah Beeny be deflating her assets how that the market's about to go t!ts up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Will Sarah Beeny be deflating her assets how that the market's about to go t!ts up? Heres a nice pic for any lonely HPcers out there tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry AKA Pod Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Heres a nice pic for any lonely HPcers out there tonight Only Smarties have the answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Women are not for decoration gents Sexism, alive and well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 May I have a wild card? C4's Naomi Cleaver: the little minx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 May I have a wild card? C4's Naomi Cleaver: the little minx I must say she does have a nicer face than old Beeny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespasian Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Brothers, let us not talk about the fairer sex in such a degrading manner, but stand up against such prejudice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespasian Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 I'll vote for Amanda. I'd have a place in the sun with her anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fed Up Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 I'll vote for Amanda. I'd have a place in the sun with her anytime As long your newly erected villa as it doesn't get demolished by a few Spanish bulldozers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespasian Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 As long your newly erected villa as it doesn't get demolished by a few Spanish bulldozers. No, I think my erection should be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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