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watching property porn now has become just that for me.

I like to watch Beeny, Jasmin )jonnys mate), Kirsty & Amanda for the outfitas there wear and their womanly bits.

At the moment I rate Jasmine, closely followed by Amanda. Beeny can be a dark horse sometimes (if she's not about to pop). Kirsty is way behind darlings.

Ok I'm sad, sexist etc. but thats all thats left for me in these programs.

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watching property porn now has become just that for me.

I like to watch Beeny, Jasmin )jonnys mate), Kirsty & Amanda for the outfitas there wear and their womanly bits.

At the moment I rate Jasmine, closely followed by Amanda. Beeny can be a dark horse sometimes (if she's not about to pop). Kirsty is way behind darlings.

Ok I'm sad, sexist etc. but thats all thats left for me in these programs.

Of all the property porn presenters it has to be Beeny. She's hot in an uncoventional way reminds me a bit of Mariella Frostrop. I'd slip her the length no problem.

Kirsty on the other hand is a double bagger - a definite 6 pinter. Not only is she ugly but she dresses like a woman twice her age. Still her funbags don't look too bad.

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Of all the property porn presenters it has to be Beeny. She's hot in an uncoventional way reminds me a bit of Mariella Frostrop. I'd slip her the length no problem.

Kirsty on the other hand is a double bagger - a definite 6 pinter. Not only is she ugly but she dresses like a woman twice her age. Still her funbags don't look too bad.

6 pints, yeah, but of vodka before I'd even consider Krusty All-sloppy.

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6 pints, yeah, but of vodka before I'd even consider Krusty All-sloppy.

Nonsense, most fellas would slip her the schlong in a heartbeat - the rest are liars

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Nonsense, most fellas would slip her the schlong in a heartbeat - the rest are liars

There's too many associations with her, if she was willing to be that intimate with me, I think I'd rather strangle her.

Afterwards, however, you may be right. :o

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Honestly you lot, Kirsty is a human being as well. She's not just a bit of meat that needs porking. She does have a brain too you know!

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:P Naaah OK, only joking, it's Kirsty we're talking about here. Carry on :lol:

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Will Sarah Beeny be deflating her assets how that the market's about to go t!ts up?

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I'll vote for Amanda. I'd have a place in the sun with her anytime

As long your newly erected villa as it doesn't get demolished by a few Spanish bulldozers.

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As long your newly erected villa as it doesn't get demolished by a few Spanish bulldozers.

No, I think my erection should be fine ;)

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  • 295 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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