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Cdo Fantasy - To The Tune Of Bohemian Rhapsody

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Doing the rounds in the City right now:

Is this the real price?

Is this just fantasy?

Financial landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

And look at your buys and see.

I'm now a poor boy

High-yielding casualty

Because I bought it high, watched it blow Rating high, value low Any way the Fed goes Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama - just killed my fund

Quoted CDO's instead

Pulled the trigger, now it's dead

Mama - I had just begun

These CDO's have blown it all away

Mama - oooh

I still wanna buy

I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.

I see a little silhouette of a Fed

Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?

Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!

Super senior, super senior

Super senior CDO - magnifico

I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me

He's long of subprime CDO fantasy

Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!

Easy come easy go, will you let me go?

Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go - let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go S&P had the devil put aside for me For me, for me, for me

<Guitar bridge>

So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?

And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB - can't do this to me PB Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

<Guitar solo>

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

No price really matters

No liquidity

Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me

<Instrumental ending>

Any way the Fed goes.....

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Doing the rounds in the City right now:

Is this the real price?

Is this just fantasy?

Financial landslide

No escape from reality

........

........

Any way the Fed goes.....

Class! :lol:

Edit: Removed most of quote

Edited by narrowescape

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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