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'i'm Going To Deal In Gold To Fund Lavish Life For My Chinese Web Bride'

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A Swansea Valley pensioner is planning a new career buying and selling gold to finance a lavish lifestyle in China with his internet bride.

Ken Miller, aged 70, is poised to leave his sheltered accommodation in Ystalyfera and move in with 46-year-old Genxiou Lei in the city of Nanning.

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/displayN...tentPK=20136882

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What could possibly go wrong?

Although at that age, even one last handjob from a perimenopausal slope chick before having a stroke is probably better than being incontinent in a Welsh flat.

Edited by DissipatedYouthIsValuable

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What is that man holding in your sig line photo - is it whale vomit?

The biggest nugget of gold you've ever seen....

"Cumon, luv, them tablets av given me a right stalk-on, call me an elephant again"

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What is that man holding in your sig line photo - is it whale vomit?

That is a quality moment from Pale Rider starring Clint Eastwood, that dude just found a foooking massive lump of gold.

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What happened to Goldfinger? Has he been vanquished? Or is he struggling to reach his keybaord having had a pile of gold fall on him?

I don't think he could take the sudden change between ecstasy and despair as his precious

"will gold go the same way as property" thread was first pinned in the main forum and then

relegated to the metals forum.

.

He and Pluto performed a joint toys out of pram maneuver and huffed off.

Shame really some of his (GF's) posts were quite good.

.

ST

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I don't think he could take the sudden change between ecstasy and despair as his precious

"will gold go the same way as property" thread was first pinned in the main forum and then

relegated to the metals forum.

.

He and Pluto performed a joint toys out of pram maneuver and huffed off.

Shame really some of his (GF's) posts were quite good.

.

ST

LMAO!

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He said: "One time she was trying to tell me she loved me, but it came up with, 'You are a big elephant'."

Asked what he loved about Lei, he replied: "I love her childishness. She is so naive. And she is absolutely gorgeous

Priceless. Where's Mrs Merton when you need her?

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He said: "One time she was trying to tell me she loved me, but it came up with, 'You are a big elephant'."

Asked what he loved about Lei, he replied: "I love her childishness. She is so naive. And she is absolutely gorgeous

Priceless. Where's Mrs Merton when you need her?

It will end in tears

She'll go back to Beijing

He'll go back to W**king..

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What could possibly go wrong?

Although at that age, even one last handjob from a perimenopausal slope chick before having a stroke is probably better than being incontinent in a Welsh flat.

Or just being in a Welsh flat.

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