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How Many Estate Agents To Change A Light Bulb?

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Nice start! Keep 'em coming...

ok you asked for it....

10 but they will accept 8 :lol:

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How many estate agents to change a light bulb ?

None, The light bulb is fine, it is stable, Give it a few months and it will be even brighter.

Promise that was my last ;)

edit for same old typos

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How many estate agents to change a light bulb ?

None, The light bulb is fine, it is stable, Give it a few months and it will be even brighter.

Promise that was my last ;)

edit for same old typos

Quite right, light bulbs only get brighter

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How can you resist!? The solution to your family lighting! Spacious, well-appointed light bulb, comprising of well shaped glass illuminating, offering endless original glass and metal features, located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenties are abound and the property is serviced by an newly-refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby, a tasteful power switch enables the purchaser to choose to switch it on or off. The Property has been lovingly improved in wattage by its current owners, and is sure not to be around for long! Leasehold with share of the power supply, 3 months remaining. Would suit professional couple or a family looking for more light. Call immediately for viewing!

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How can you resist!? The solution to your family lighting! Spacious, well-appointed light bulb, comprising of well shaped glass illuminating, offering endless original glass and metal features, located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenties are abound and the property is serviced by an newly-refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby, a tasteful power switch enables the purchaser to choose to switch it on or off. The Property has been lovingly improved in wattage by its current owners, and is sure not to be around for long! Leasehold with share of the power supply, 3 months remaining. Would suit professional couple or a family looking for more light. Call immediately for viewing!

You make it sound so good - I want it right now!! Just like a real EA, you adroitly evaded the question, but dazzled me with ********..

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How can you resist!? The solution to your family lighting! Spacious, well-appointed light bulb, comprising of well shaped glass illuminating, offering endless original glass and metal features, located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenties are abound and the property is serviced by an newly-refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby, a tasteful power switch enables the purchaser to choose to switch it on or off. The Property has been lovingly improved in wattage by its current owners, and is sure not to be around for long! Leasehold with share of the power supply, 3 months remaining. Would suit professional couple or a family looking for more light. Call immediately for viewing!

:lol: Funny

Two. One to screw the bulb in and the other to screw the first time buyer.

:lol: Funnier

10 but they will accept 8

:lol::lol: Funniest!

My attempt:

None. They'd rather we were all kept in the dark.

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How can you resist!? The solution to your family lighting! Spacious, well-appointed light bulb, comprising of well shaped glass illuminating, offering endless original glass and metal features, located very centrally in the middle of the room. Local amenties are abound and the property is serviced by an newly-refurbished power cord connecting it to the ceiling. Nearby, a tasteful power switch enables the purchaser to choose to switch it on or off. The Property has been lovingly improved in wattage by its current owners, and is sure not to be around for long! Leasehold with share of the power supply, 3 months remaining. Would suit professional couple or a family looking for more light. Call immediately for viewing!

Is that an extract from the Lightbulb Information Pack (LIP)?

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10, 1 to hold the bulb, 7 to turn the room around the bulb, 1 to take a picture for the brochure, and 1 to charge you 1.5% commission to cover costs

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