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Benedict posted these in another thread.

I think they deserve a thread of their own.

House prices lower

Even London for a change

Buy to let is ******ed.

Property is like

Cherry trees in autumn winds

Only more messy

Anyone else take up the creative challenge?

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House prices lower

Even London for a change

Buy to let is ******ed.

I can't think of an appropriate eight-letter monosyllable for that. What is it?

Sir Talbot, re. your signature, I think Escher could have solved it for Gordon!

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i gotta brand new pair of mortgages

banks gotta brand new key

I dont think im getting anywhere

fallin off the tree

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House prices lower

Even London for a change

Buy to let is ******ed.

I can't think of an appropriate eight-letter monosyllable for that. What is it?

Thrunged?

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House prices lower

Even London for a change

Buy to let is ******ed.

I can't think of an appropriate eight-letter monosyllable for that. What is it?

Sir Talbot, re. your signature, I think Escher could have solved it for Gordon!

f u c k e d

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To the tune of "The Red Flag".

The people they are in the red,

And now they'll stay there till they're dead.

Their housing ATM is cold,

And many new-builds left unsold.

(chorus)

We made our name with HPI,

And fiddling with CPI,

But now it's time to smell the fear,

As HPC is nearly here.

(More verses here which, thankfully, I haven't bothered to write)

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