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I recently viewed a property that need extensive work on it and was being offered at a low price. But after seeing how much work was required, suddenly the low price was not that low!

EA rang me up this morning and asked me how much i wanted to offer, i replied with "no chance mate, even i aint that stupied, i could never do all that work anyway"!

He then moved swiftly on and suggested another property that was already complete and ready to move into with no work required etc, and told me it has just come on the books, he said that the asking price will be £140k but if i make it so that it doesnt even get advertised he would get at least £5k off asking price! He said special offer, all you need to do is arrange to see property today! Then he started with the usual rubbish like, it wont stay around long blah blah blah!

Anyway i laughed at him on the telephone and told him that if i was interested in seeing a property i would call him!

What a muppet, a desperate muppet!

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I recently viewed a property that need extensive work on it and was being offered at a low price. But after seeing how much work was required, suddenly the low price was not that low!

EA rang me up this morning and asked me how much i wanted to offer, i replied with "no chance mate, even i aint that stupied, i could never do all that work anyway"!

He then moved swiftly on and suggested another property that was already complete and ready to move into with no work required etc, and told me it has just come on the books, he said that the asking price will be £140k but if i make it so that it doesnt even get advertised he would get at least £5k off asking price! He said special offer, all you need to do is arrange to see property today! Then he started with the usual rubbish like, it wont stay around long blah blah blah!

Anyway i laughed at him on the telephone and told him that if i was interested in seeing a property i would call him!

What a muppet, a desperate muppet!

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