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anyone see this?

Seems like the editorial staff at "Have a hearty breakfast Britain, for today the baron cometh for his tithe" have decided to re-launch "brand Declan" to more accurately match the bleaker backdrop that even the Beeb can no longer deny exists.

So, now he's on the sofa, no more whizz-bang multicoloured graphics behind him to distract from the dribble of egg yolk on his chinny chin chin, soberly interviewing with a much sterner expression rather than the previous roly-poly jolly man who was happy so long as the nice lady in the canteen slipped him an extra sausage while the kitchen manager wasn't looking. And guess what? He even gave his interviewee this morning a moderately hard time! It was some BBA (British Banking Association) fluffer, so she most certainly deserved worse than that, but its a step in the right direction Dec, well done. :D

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anyone see this?

Seems like the editorial staff at "Have a hearty breakfast Britain, for today the baron cometh for his tithe" have decided to re-launch "brand Declan" to more accurately match the bleaker backdrop that even the Beeb can no longer deny exists.

So, now he's on the sofa, no more whizz-bang multicoloured graphics behind him to distract from the dribble of egg yolk on his chinny chin chin, soberly interviewing with a much sterner expression rather than the previous roly-poly jolly man who was happy so long as the nice lady in the canteen slipped him an extra sausage while the kitchen manager wasn't looking. And guess what? He even gave his interviewee this morning a moderately hard time! It was some BBA (British Banking Association) fluffer, so she most certainly deserved worse than that, but its a step in the right direction Dec, well done. :D

10 points for the 'Tap' quote... ;)

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Guest KingCharles1st

Hmmmm- After looking at that gorgeous bird who does the breakfast show (well they are both gorgeous) to have to suddenly see Declan sidesaddle- what a paunch! Jeeesus- put me right off me cornflakes luvvaduck

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anyone see this?

Seems like the editorial staff at "Have a hearty breakfast Britain, for today the baron cometh for his tithe" have decided to re-launch "brand Declan" to more accurately match the bleaker backdrop that even the Beeb can no longer deny exists.

So, now he's on the sofa, no more whizz-bang multicoloured graphics behind him to distract from the dribble of egg yolk on his chinny chin chin, soberly interviewing with a much sterner expression rather than the previous roly-poly jolly man who was happy so long as the nice lady in the canteen slipped him an extra sausage while the kitchen manager wasn't looking. And guess what? He even gave his interviewee this morning a moderately hard time! It was some BBA (British Banking Association) fluffer, so she most certainly deserved worse than that, but its a step in the right direction Dec, well done. :D

I quite enjoyed it. She was mightily aggrieved - obviously wasn't expecting any hard questions at all. Loved the bit at the end where she accused Declan of calling into question the integrity of the British banking system. Let's hope he keeps it up!

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The muppet will ride the populist wave. So, if he sniffed that something big's coming, AND they allow him to play his game, he will bite the interviewees' ankles like a dachsund bitch in heat.

He really did have a less enthusiastic and silly look on his face today, and the tone of voice was less upbeat than usual...

:lol:

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The muppet will ride the populist wave. So, if he sniffed that something big's coming, AND they allow him to play his game, he will bite the interviewees' ankles like a dachsund bitch in heat.

He really did have a less enthusiastic and silly look on his face today, and the tone of voice was less upbeat than usual...

:lol:

Maybe he has had his BTL "Empire" revalued and realised he is in the shitter. :D

I am sure that is not true obviously.

Still, as with other stories where the BBC have let us down with bias and let their own personal views get away from them when they are faced with stark reality they are able to do their job and give the VIs a hard time.

Also the financial stories are now officially "a crisis", so need the appropriate gravitas.

"Way hey!! 3000 people died in an earthquake today in Guatamala! But on a serious note, here is Cookie, Blue Peter's new skateboarding cat, who has invested in its own bijou residence in Chelsea for 2.2m."

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anyone see this?

Yup, I did. Sounds like it was a repeat showing of the interview he had with the head of banking (or summat) this morning around 8am.

My jaw dropped. Declan Curry Mk2 = The Terminator

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well strange fish as Decaln is- I really prefer him to the thin rakish smiley styley one- who talks more utter bolokes than any spinmeister ever could. You know- the blond spikey haired one- talk about talking for hours and smiling- but never actually saying anything

TAWAT

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