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Quick. There Are No Houses Left!

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It's terrible. I keep going into estate agents and they have nothing to sell at all.

"There simply aren't any houses left!" they tell me.

"That's a ******ing shame," I say, "I've got a 125% self cert mortgage at a gearing of only 18X my salary and it's burning a ******ing hole in my pocket!

In fact I can't hang about, if I'm not out on the street getting my **** shagged when I'm not doing the day job I'll be in arrears in about 10 minutes.

See if you can't find me a small concrete box. I'll pay more for a window."

And all these immigrants coming over.

You'd think they'd be heading back home with pockets full of Sterling to buy a house and retire.

But no, they love working subminimum wage jobs and living 30 to a house.

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For my sins I currently live in Slough. In the 4 years I have lived here more and more landlords have built sheds or converted sheds in their gardens to house even more immigrants - mostly Poles. Virtually all of the sheds are illegal, many or most of them understandably upset owner occupiers living nearby, but the council doesn't have the manpower to shut them down.

In a 0.5 mile radius of my house, there are AT LEAST 20 (I've counted) of these backyward shed homes sleeping 2 or more Poles or other immigrants. Many of the sheds don't have water or toilets.

We've never had it so good.

Oh Lordy Lordy..

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