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Some of the names they come up with to sell their worst accounts.Rates shown for 5K invested.

1.Linked to Society's name:-

Catholic BS ''Trinity Share'' 1.8%

(forget the rate you get a share of God the Father,God the Son and God the Holy Spirit.)

Stafford Railway BS ''Pullman'' 3.75%

2.Linked to Precious gems and metal:-

Cambridge BS ''Instant Sapphire'' 2.65%

Halifax ''Liquid Gold'' 1.36%

3.Linked to Charities:-

Catholic BS ''The Railway Children'' 1.8%

(proceeds presumably to Sally Thomsett and Jenny Agutter)

4.Linked to Local sports Clubs:-

Kent BS ''kent Spitfires'' 2.45%

Leeds BS ''Donny Rovers Saver'' 4.0%

5. And just bizarre:-

Leek United ''Pyramid Share'' 2.75%

Earl Shilton BS ''Double Top'' 2.15%

conclusion:if you want to get stiffed ask a Catholic priest for investment advice.

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conclusion:if you want to get stiffed ask a Catholic priest for investment advice.

That reminds me of a rather un-PC joke I read a while back.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through a park when the priest spots a young boy playing. The Priest says 'Hey, Rabbi let's go and get that kid over there and screw him' the Rabbi replies 'Screw him out of what?'

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A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through a park when the priest spots a young boy playing. The Priest says 'Hey, Rabbi let's go and get that kid over there and screw him' the Rabbi replies 'Screw him out of what?'

:lol:

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That reminds me of a rather un-PC joke I read a while back.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through a park when the priest spots a young boy playing. The Priest says 'Hey, Rabbi let's go and get that kid over there and screw him' the Rabbi replies 'Screw him out of what?'

:lol::lol::lol:

Best joke i have heard for quite some time.

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