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I have just learnt that we can now officially call all the doomsayers on here


Frazers: named after the Dad's Army character, these are evangelical gloomsters - often employed as newspaper columnists - who tell you that the current squall in the City is the harbinger of major economic meltdown and the only survivors will be those with allotments who know how to cultivate runner beans. As for the rest of us, well, we're all doomed.


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Guest Bart of Darkness

Well the good news is that I'm not a no-life.

No Lifes: those still tuning in to this year's Big Brother.

This could be me (if I had a Blackberry)

The BlackBerry: a work addict who takes his mobile communications device on holiday with him, then spends most of his time complaining about the number of emails he is getting from people back in the office who apparently refuse to acknowledge the fact that he is on holiday.

Charlotte Meares: named after the WAG partner of the footballer Jermain Defoe, these are young women who are prepared to dial the emergency services when they break a nail or contact the Samaritans if their holiday destinations do not feature at least one branch of Dolce & Gabbana.

Sorry but I've never actually heard of Ms. Meares or Mr Defoe and have never been inside a "Dolce & Gabbana" (I'm guessing they sell overpriced fashion items).

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