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only the imported aztec floor tiles stood up to the incoming storm,

the storm born from news clips torn. simon cowell and bjorn borg.

and frequent trips for the forewarned to scale the matterhorn.

in person.

as long as its not raining in surrey. nobody minded.

all that band aid help the aged is now far behind us.

as are the details of all the long overdue RAF fighters.

each person.

if they had flood proof electronics from smeg id have gone ahead.

but instead ive no fridge and im trapped on the bed.

ive dead floating cats, and refugee fleas and all i have left is a cold tin of peas.

floating in brine.

well its been 42 days now and i have yet to see the help they said they'd send.

but so far ive only heard cold speakers and it seems like now life does depend.

on the community warden that i once reported for questioning my friend.

for fouling the walkway with her golfbag.

i hope they come soon. im beginning to freeze.

ive no clean towels and its now up to my knees on my bed. would you believe

anyway. write soon.

sincerely.

christina waddington-birch.

(remember me - we met backpacking in india)

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RASPUTIN:

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hey

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There lived a certain man in england long ago

He was big and fat, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to lending chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could bend over the economy like a preacher

Banning ecstacy, cannabis and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Savers would'nt desire

RA RA BOE

payer of the english queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA BOE

gordons greatest cash machine

It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the greenbelt land and never drove a car

But beneath his sporran he always wore underwear

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a saver to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy economic healer

Who would heal her son

RA RA BOE

payer of the english queen

There was a cat that really was gone

RA RA BOE

gordons greatest cash machine

It was a shame how he carried on

....But when his booming and busting and his hunger

for power became known to more and more people,

the demands to do something about this outrageous

man became louder and louder.

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

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"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies

But the boomers begged "Don't you try to do it, please"

No doubt this chancellor had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute taxes just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us in texas" they kept demanding

And he really came

RA RA BOE

Provider of the peoples queen

They put some poison into his mind

RA RA BOE

gordons greatest cash machine

He spent it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA BOE

giver to the english queen

They didn't quit, they wanted his bread

RA RA BOE

gordons greatest cash machine

And so they got him involved in iraq till he was politically dead

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I browsed along the avenue.

I never thought Id need a flat like you;

Or buy a flat like you.

With threadbare rooms and tons of flies;

The kind of price that hypnotize me through;

Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.

I just ran, I ran all night and day.

I couldnt get away.

A cloud appears above your head;

A beam of shite comes bearing down on you,

Falling down on you.

The cloud is moving nearer still.

A boring Kirsty Allsop comes in view;

Allsop comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.

I just ran, I ran all night and day.

I couldnt get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your gate;

You're slowly disappearing from my view;

Disappearing from my view.

Pushed out 40k grand to buy again;

Im balancing on a wire of height with you;

A life stuck in here with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.

I just ran, I ran all night and day.

I couldnt get away.

just lazy this one.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdV9220IVi0

I got to have a shot of what. cos you got is oh so cheap

You got to make it hot, like a B&Q boomerang, I need a repeat

Gimme all your savings', all your mugs and flippers too,

Throwing all your stash in', don't let up until we're through

You got to do it up. and kit me like an elvis bed

If I blow the lot, will you let it go to your head?

Gimme all your savings', all your mugs and flippers too,

Throwing all your stash in', don't let up until we're through

You got to move on up and plan it like a screwball would

You got to jack it up, work it like a new boy should

Gimme all your savings', all your mugs and flippers too,

Throwing all your stash in', don't let up until we're through

Shes got eggs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

Shes holding eggs wondering how to cash them.

Would you fertilise them if you could only find them?

Shes having a baby, shes having a developers baby,

Yeah, its alright.

Shes got hair down to her fanny.

Shes kinda jet set, try undo her panties.

Everytime shes presenting she knows what to do.

Everybody wants to see if she can prove it.

Shes so fine, she lies all the time,

Allsop you got it right.

Shes got eggs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

Shes got a dime all of the time,

Stays out at night movin from london to dorset.

Oh, I want her, said, I got to have her,

The girl is alright, shes alright.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cizyr3cxdEY

Clean shirt, £190 shoes

And I dont know what I am going to buy.

Silk suit, black tie ?

I dont need a reason why.

They come running just as fast as they can

Coz every girl crazy bout an in-debt man.

Gold TAG watch, diamond ring,

I aint saving for a single thing.

And porn links, lost pin,

When I step out Im gonna cash you in.

They come running just as fast as they can

Coz every girl crazy bout a in-debt man.

Poor pay, top that,

I dont worry coz my wallets not fat.

Black rayban shades, white gloves,

Looking sharp and looking for love.

They come running just as fast as they can

Coz every bank bout an in-debt man.

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