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Who is the most odious person currently involved in property porn?

My money goes on that fat faced great gallumphing hoofer Amand Lamb (or 'Muttondressed as Cod' as she is known at C4).

Recetly, she seems to have turned into one of those spivvy 'you betta buy it now or you'll be too late' costa timeshare pushers - It's almost as if she gets a backhander from the Bulgarians, Croats, Yugos, wherever the hell she's currently desperately trying to ramp.

I find it extremely objectionable that she can without any form of legal comeback, tell poor sods (usually young Brit couples priced out of the UK) that 'Property here will DOUBLE in the next 12 months' and 'There are LOTS of buys interested in this studio in Crackow for £200,000, you'd better put a full asking price bid in or you'll lose it'

and that kind of thing.

Plus she's a real minger. She looks like that big bloke (played by Craig Fairbrass) who ran the pub in Eastenders but lost it in a card game to the the mitchells, but in a dress...

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Who is the most odious person currently involved in property porn?

My money goes on that fat faced great gallumphing hoofer Amand Lamb (or 'Muttondressed as Cod' as she is known at C4).

Recetly, she seems to have turned into one of those spivvy 'you betta buy it now or you'll be too late' costa timeshare pushers - It's almost as if she gets a backhander from the Bulgarians, Croats, Yugos, wherever the hell she's currently desperately trying to ramp.

I find it extremely objectionable that she can without any form of legal comeback, tell poor sods (usually young Brit couples priced out of the UK) that 'Property here will DOUBLE in the next 12 months' and 'There are LOTS of buys interested in this studio in Crackow for £200,000, you'd better put a full asking price bid in or you'll lose it'

and that kind of thing.

Plus she's a real minger. She looks like that big bloke (played by Craig Fairbrass) who ran the pub in Eastenders but lost it in a card game to the the mitchells, but in a dress...

All good points - however, most HPCers here seem to think she`s great w*nk fuel!!!! :unsure::blink::lol::P:(

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All good points - however, most HPCers here seem to think she`s great w*nk fuel!!!! :unsure::blink::lol::P:(

What??? they like to choke the chicken to Craig Fairbrass in a skirt?????

Even in this day and age I find that hard to believe...

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PG, you are a fool.

Alhtough I can't find any pics of her in the scottish widows ads to prove it. :)

better a fool than a person like you who seems to enjoy jacking off to piccies of craig fairbrass in a frock.

Have a look at the image. She's a mingler!

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better a fool than a person like you who seems to enjoy jacking off to piccies of craig fairbrass in a frock.

Have a look at the image. She's a mingler!

It could be argued that she did look good in the Scottish Widows advert BUT that was then and this is now.

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She looked a lot better in the other thread; maybe they used digital fat removal software on her photo.

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I disagree- my vote goes to CRAPPY ALCRAP:

Someone should tell her she has a face for radio and a voice only deaf people appreciate :angry:

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I disagree- my vote goes to CRAPPY ALCRAP:

Someone should tell her she has a face for radio and a voice only deaf people appreciate :angry:

ah, but Krusty's ALWAYS been a ramping moron, reading whatever they put in front of her.

Fairbrass (sorry, Lamb) started out as a fairly decent presenter on a show helping people find suitable property. Now she is no better than a timeshare ripoff artist. And I suspect she knows it but doesn't care, because what else is she going to do? Front ads for 'Lardbucket.com - insurance for fat bastards'???

To be fair(brass), Krusty is probably every bit as ugly as Lamb(brass)

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I disagree- my vote goes to CRAPPY ALCRAP:

Someone should tell her she has a face for radio and a voice only deaf people appreciate :angry:

I think they were separated at birth.

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Who was that fairly attractive bint who teamed up with the bald Cockney car salesman to "Project Manage" people's moves abroad?

Anyway, whilst being easy on the eye, she was a vaccuous slag and certainly had a touch of the S-ralan-Sugar-executive-wannabe-t0sser about her. She gets my vote for first against the wall...as it were.

Allslap is too obvious a choice for this one, more imagination needed folks.

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There are, actually, some difference between Craig Fairbrass and Amanda Lamb.

Lamb is more... well, 'beefy' than fairbrass.

Fairbrass only has to shave once per day.

Lamb has a manly voice

Fairbrass looks good in a frock, according to ae589 (see his previous post)

Lamb p1sses standing up.

I could go on.

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Who is the most odious person currently involved in property porn?

My money goes on that fat faced great gallumphing hoofer Amand Lamb (or 'Muttondressed as Cod' as she is known at C4).

Recetly, she seems to have turned into one of those spivvy 'you betta buy it now or you'll be too late' costa timeshare pushers - It's almost as if she gets a backhander from the Bulgarians, Croats, Yugos, wherever the hell she's currently desperately trying to ramp.

I find it extremely objectionable that she can without any form of legal comeback, tell poor sods (usually young Brit couples priced out of the UK) that 'Property here will DOUBLE in the next 12 months' and 'There are LOTS of buys interested in this studio in Crackow for £200,000, you'd better put a full asking price bid in or you'll lose it'

and that kind of thing.

Plus she's a real minger. She looks like that big bloke (played by Craig Fairbrass) who ran the pub in Eastenders but lost it in a card game to the the mitchells, but in a dress...

How about those two weirdos on "Escape to the Country". The irritating tall one with big lips and the blond posho with long pointy feet. I am familiar with one of the properties they were trying to push- it's still on the market 2 years later after two price drops.

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Sorry, it's got to be Krusty for her general thickness, her porcine whining about this site and the way she mutates vowel sounds. Ugh.

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I could only find widow Mary Lamb:

Did they have arranged marriages in Scotland back then? I imagine the groom decided to top himself rather than face a life with Mrs McMunter.

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And my favourite from the Scottish Widows search :lol:

would it be inopportune of me to suggest that this would do wonders for the new line in Sharia compliant products? Yes, I suspect it probably would.

There go my PC credentials! :blink:

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would it be inopportune of me to suggest that this would do wonders for the new line in Sharia compliant products? Yes, I suspect it probably would.

There go my PC credentials! :blink:

Yes, you've matared yourself somewhat. Especially in the context of 'widows'. :ph34r:

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For me, Kirsty is one of those "I know I shouldn't but I can't help it" girls. I know I shouldn't but I find her very hot indeed. :o
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OK then, would you prefer

1. 20 minutes with piemunching Kirsty

or

2. 20 minutes with Amanda Fairbrass er Lamb, and £100,000 in readies.

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For me, Kirsty is one of those "I know I shouldn't but I can't help it" girls. I know I shouldn't but I find her very hot indeed. :o

Kirsty has got a big cup size I suppose. Not sure she beats Sarah though. :lol:

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OK then, would you prefer

1. 20 minutes with piemunching Kirsty

or

2. 20 minutes with Amanda Fairbrass er Lamb, and £100,000 in readies.

I would take either before considering sour faced beeney.

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